Definder - what does the word mean?

What is toasty torpedo?

The act of giving a bitch a big, hot dick to stick down her throat.

A great deal at Quizno's for only 4 dollars

Brad: I was at Ashley's house lastnight and I gave her a toasty torpedo

Steve: Nice.

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toasty torpedo - video


Toasty torpedo - what is it?

a double-handed, hand job, from a girl wearing mittens.

Nothing is quite as festive as a toasty torpedo on a cold winter night.

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What does "toasty torpedo" mean?

Ex1.When your penis is warmer than any other part of your body
Ex2. the poorly picked name of a quiznos sandwich

When i woke up i had morning wood and a toasty torpedo

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Toasty torpedo - what does it mean?

The act of treading water back to back with your partner then taking a stiff poop into the anus of your partner whilst under water, this process is then repeated vice versa in rapid recession until the stiff poop has dissolved into a diarrhea like format. The damp flakes are then packed into a tobacco pipe then smoke

"Timmy and I rocked a toasty torpedo at the graduation party last night, everyone got pretty messed up when we packed it in the hookah"

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Toasty torpedo - meaning

When you're getting a girl up the butt and she farts.

"Dude, I need wash my dick. I was giving it to Wendy last night and she gave me a toasty torpedo"

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Toasty torpedo - definition

Any type of intercourse preceeded by rubbing hand warmers up and down the genital phallus.

Scott: The new Toasty Torpedo?

Toaster Oven: Yes, Scott. You make one.

Scott: Me?

Toaster: Put it in me, Scott.

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Toasty torpedo - slang

1. Sexual act where the male sticks his penis into a container of hot sauce and proceeds to have anal intercourse with his partner.

2. A sandwich from Quiznos.

Johnson was feeling freaky and gave his wife a toasty-torpedo last night. Now they both are taking milk baths.

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Toasty torpedo

A hot after-sex penis that is steaming in the cold winter air.

After hitting the slopes, Suzi was gifted with a toasty torpedo.

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