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What is the scott?
When you can only have sex in a bed in the missionary position.
Man A: "did you get laid last night?"
Man B: "yeah but she only let me do The Scott"
Man A: "damn dude that sucks!"
the scott - video
The scott - what is it?
When the thought came to you to search the word Scott, you likely became aroused. Typing the word probably gave you a raging hard-on or, most likely, made you wet as an Hawaiian evening on a black-sand nude beach. Reading the word Scott almost certainly rocked your world with one of the most intense verbal induced orgasms of your life. Don't change your pants yet, because there are still more Scott definitions to read. And for those who would consider dating an ex girlfriend of a Scott, don't try it. These women are used Scotts, and will not be satisfied with anything else unless sexually starved for seven years, which is how long it takes for every cell in the body to be replaced.
Monica: Ever since I started dating a Scott I have needed to triple my caloric intake due to the sheer severity and instances of spontaneous orgasms I have experienced.
Rob: As your brother I am kind of unhappy that you told me that.
What does "the scott" mean?
noun.
A dashingly handsome and sweetly romantic young and virile human male. He is generally known to be a gentleman in the street and a freak in the bed. Highly intelligent and multi-talented, especially in the arts. May dabble in: cooking, shaking that rump, guitar playing, and dark beers. Enjoys both the decadent and intellectual pleasures of life.
- "So, I finally had this boy spend the night with me. I couldn't help it."
- "He's a stone cold Scott; you never had a chance."
The scott - what does it mean?
Someone who is likely to randomly steal or delete your kneecaps at anytime without prior consent and/or warning.
Person: SCOTT!!!
wtf are you doing!?!?
Scott: give me your fucking kneecaps!
The scott - meaning
Normally a chill laid back guy is a Scott. Scott’s aren’t afraid to try something new especially if it’s food and they love their alcohol. A Scott normally has a penis 7+ inch’s.
Scott’s a chill dude
The scott - definition
meaning sexx.
or a totally rad person..
who is extremely sexxxy.
kristen: that boy is so scott scott
yolanda: i agree
The scott - slang
Scott is Scott
Scott is Scott that's just a fact
The scott
1. An alternative name for a vibrator or dildo.
2. Your snatch's best friend.
1. Honey, will you get me a scott-scott for Christmas.
2. The community scott-scott ran out of batteries.
3. Laura must be so loose because her scott-scott is huge.
The scott
When you get your friends girlfriend so high on his birthday that she pukes and passes out. Making him unable to get laid. The worst cock block ever.
the scott gave emma a bong rip. she pukes,passes out. her boyfriend arrrives and when he sees whats going on he says "dude! whyd you do that? now i cant get laid. dude. that was the worst cock block ever."
The scott
When you're at a convention or buisness event and randomly drop your business card at everybody's booth for free publicity and in all likelihood pissing off people.
I can't believe that guy's totally pulling "the Scott". I saw him drop his business card at every table along this isle