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What is the runway?
A term for the preemptive placement of toilet paper from the pubis to the chest to catch one's ejaculum while masturbating.
Danny: "Hey man, you have any dirty socks for me to use? I just got the new Sasha Grey flick."
Noah: "No sorry, I just did my laundry but I just got back from Sam's so I have plenty of ammo for making a tp runway if you want."
the runway - video
The runway - what is it?
When a person sneaks onto a runway at an airport & lays down so the plane will go over them at a Very Close range.
I've always wanted to do a runway dare; it would give so much adrenaline!
What does "the runway" mean?
The action when a male takes a shit, and does not wipe on purpose. Then walkin carefully to a drunk bitch, or a freaky sober bitch, and proceeding with a Teabag. (the Sticking of both a Males Testicles in the oral oriface of the female). The male then rocks back and forth on the females chest, leaving a skidmark of shit, commonly referred to as "The Runway"
She's passed out dude, go take a shit and give her the Runway.
The runway - what does it mean?
Excessively wide gap between a womans tits.
Gary: Hey you know Bazooka Betty, I stroked my cock on her runway and skeeted on all over her face.
The runway - meaning
Meaning a gay male who is very flamboyant in dress and attitude. Not a transvestite, but a guy who adds feminine touches and acts like a female. His wrists are also very loose.
That guy wearing the pink scarf and wearing the vaseline on his lips is so on the runway.
The runway - definition
Area between the ballsack and the asshole
Hey wax my runway for me biatch
The runway - slang
1. the shaved pubic area of the woman
2. see also landing strip
Wow she kept that runway lookin so hot
The runway
The recorded programming remaining on your Tivo after you've paused live TV for the purpose of fast forwarding through upcoming commercials.
"Dude, do you have enough runway to skip the commercials in this Golden Girls?"
"Sorry dude, the runway is short so we're lagging by a minute"
or
"I really want to watch this episode of The Golden Girls uninterrupted but I only paused my Tivo for 5 minutes so I don't have enough runway."
The runway
A place where aircraft takes off/ lands
AND NOT FUCKING BETWEEN PEOPLE'S GENITALIA
A: Did you just see that they Buttered the Runway!
B: Eww, DISGUSTING, you dirty brained bastard
A: Errmmmm, Runway, where a plane lands?
The runway
Basically this is another word for the 'Gooch'
Jon:My runway is ithchy
Sam:The runway?
Jon:Yes my gooch
Sam:OH!