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What is vaseline?
The Vaselines are a punk rock band from Scotland in the late 1980's that heavily influenced Nirvana
"Gun, gun, son of a gun, you are the only one, and no one else will take my place."
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vaseline - video
Vaseline - what is it?
Being screwed over in a really bad way by another person or organisation
Liam : hey Phil , wondering how court went today? Cant be that bad as you were only working on a roof without scaffolding.
Phil: To be honest Liam I got fucked with no vaseline and they didnt even have the courtesy to give me a reach around
Neil: Really! What's did you get
Phil: £2000 fine 6 month suspended prison sentence and 250 hours community service
Liam: Fuck me, my mate only got 80hrs community service for smacking a copper and a paramedic, hope your arsehole isn't too sore , no vaseline in that courtroom.
Phil: thanks mate, it hurts when I take a poo, doctor thinks it will take 250hrs before the ring stingwill go away.
What does "vaseline" mean?
The wonderful petroleum jelly that peeps love to use for their crusty dusty knees or grodi lil lips.
Ayy Malika, boi you need some vaseline for them ashy knees.
Vaseline - what does it mean?
The world's most effective antidepressant. Unfortunately only seems to work well for males.
Last night I was depressed, but half a container of vaseline and I felt fine!
Vaseline - meaning
A diss track made by Ice Cube aimed at his former band mates from N.W.A. and their manger, Jerry Heller. After shots where taken at him in the songs "100 Miles and Runnin'" "Real Niggaz" "A Message to B.A" and "Alwayz Into Somthin". The song samples the first 7 seconds, and the baseline of the 1970's song "Dazz" for its instrumental. Various lines from the song such as "You lookin' like straight bozos, I saw it comin', that's why I went solo" and "Get rid of that devil real simple, put a bullet in his temple!" has made this track, and "Hit Em' Up" by Tupac widely regarded as the best/strongest diss tracks.
"It ain't my fault, one nigga got smart, and they rippin' your asshole apart. By takin' your green, oh yeah, The Villain does get fucked with No Vaseline." - Ice Cube
Vaseline - definition
The act of delivering honest personal assessment, without any soft peddling ; To deliver bad news directly and without sugar coating;usually with some measure of satisfaction;
"You know I'm your best friend so I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- you are an asshole" ; " I just found out about the bank account , and I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- we're broke". I got the results of your tests back, and here it is with no Vaseline -you failed"
Vaseline - slang
vaseline is a word that was once used in tge chappeles show
and now is a popular word used in almost every sentence in the 'sco
see also
1.- jizz
2.- shaving cream
3.- glop of lotion on cecil's head
HAAAA THATS SUM VASELINE SHIT!! HELL YEA!!!
O EM BIADS didnt mean to put all that vaseline on your head cecil
Vaseline
adj. smooth, really cool, slick. Outrageously nice.
Based on the consistency of the popular product, Vaseline.
Lori, your presentation today was so vaseline!
Yo, Tammy, tell me the Spice Girls aren't a totally vaseline band.
Vaseline
When some one is completely pissin' you off and acting like an asshole. At your Job, in your family, friends that don't know when to stop bringin that drama and mind their biz, lets say. We all have those pretentious pain it the skibby loud mouths in our live we have no control of having to deal with every day. Hears a solution. "Vaseline"
Take a 4 oz bottle of vaseline and lube up the door handles of the jerks car i.e. prank wars.
Then when they go to get in the car they will slip up and fall straight on their ass.
Manager: I know you already work your ass off for me, but I'm wanting to go get plastered with this hot chick tonight and I need you to close up, even though it's you birthday today.
Employee: I'll show him;) OK fine I've got it for you.
Manager: Great, Oh and this kid puked all over the floor on Isle 8, I need you to get that for me to K?
Employee: Just Great, alright boss;) Let me get something out of my car first ok?
Manager: Be rick tick your on "My" clock.
E: (Vaselines the door Jams and waits with a camera)
M: (goes to leave and grabs the handle slipping straight on his ass, while you watch)
E: Oh, I'm sorry, did that hurt? Lemmy take a pic for you this is classic. Do you feel what you act like now ass.
M: Your fired, and forget about getting a ref., from me.
E: Awesome, I'll make more money off you tubing this shot then you ever paid me Ass. See Ya. Oh, BTW you need to get on the clock seeing as though I'm fired. This kid puked all over isle 8 and it smells like Yo' mommas under ware;) after you banged her last night. *Peace I'm Outta here*
Vaseline
The stuff Ron Jeremy uses to lube his asscrack before he fucks himself.
Royce uses vaseline on his lips because guys dont like it when they get head from dry mouths