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What is the literature?
A fancy word for books that scholars approve of.
"Dune was pretty epic, but I don't think Mr. McDonaldsMeister would allow us to include it on our literature reading list."
the literature - video
The literature - what is it?
What men call porn mags when they don't want to get caught by their girl friends.
Guy:Hunny, I only buy those mags for the articles.
Girl:Uh-Huh, and you only watch porn on my comuter to observe the directors skills.
Guy:Hunny, I thot you liked literature.
What does "the literature" mean?
Pride and Prejudice is an example of literature.
The literature - what does it mean?
Contains the ancient teachings of abstaining from activities that deplete your body of it's life essence. Ex: Masturbation and Sex.
Man 1: Hey bro have you been reading the literature?
Man 2: Nah, I wack it ten times a week.
Man 1: You should really read the literature and retain that life essence of yours.
The literature - meaning
Literature is the all-inclusive term used to describe instructions or other small-typed text found in various products in small booklets or otherwise. A classic example of "fine American literature" would be Johnson & Johnson's literature on their rectal thermometers (see below).
An example of American literature:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized." -from literature of rectal thermometers made by Johnson and Johnson
The literature - definition
Literature is a sort of aesthetic expression, usually involving words, but can be made of patterns or symbols. Most people think of literature as novels, but it can be anything you read, write, or create, as long as it has a special meaning. For example, a regular old to-do list is not literature, while a combination of certain symbols can be considered such.
My favourite kind of literature is prose.
The literature - slang
Literature is understanding the deep meaning of twisted words and sentences that make no sense at first and messes with your head.
Person 1: I'm back from the test.
Person 2: Welcome back, how was it? c:
Person 1: I was given 20 minutes to write an essay and the only information on the paper was "The Teacher says that literature is an excellent Liberty"
Person 2: Oh.. Literature...
Person 1: I think I did a burnout from how horrible that simple sentence was .. Which I had to write something with ~
The literature
Part of speech - Verb
Tense - Very (in need of good massage)
Other Tense - Past, present, future, Jacob Marley
Origin - Torinsylvanian, originally meaning to hit someone with a cantaloupe
Definition - to do something in a literary setting that is brag worthy
Synonyms - writalenting, englisherizing
Used in a sentence - Man I'm so good at literatureizing
The literature
Anything written in print that's not Twilight.
Girl: Man, that was one good piece of literature!
Twilight fan: OMG I know, right? I loved Edward!
Girl: ... I'm not talking about that insult to even books in the School Library....
The literature
Short for 'literal torture'.
Yeah Doki Doki Literature Club was a truly underwhelming experience. What's the point of attempting to disguise this lame horror game as a cute dating sim if the title speaks of literal torture?