Definder - what does the word mean?

What is the forklift?

The act of going out and picking up overweight members of the opposite sex.

DaveyD? He practically invented forklifting!

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the forklift - video


The forklift - what is it?

A threatening move in which a person (most commonly a male) will attack another male by spreading his butt cheeks apart visciously. Side effects may include anal discharge and bleeding.

Stop pretending to throw that ball at me or else i'll forklift you.

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What does "the forklift" mean?

when you shove one hand into a girls vagina and then the other hand in her ass hole and then lifts her up

"i totally gave her a forklift this weekend...she wont be walking for a while."
"yeah i saw her in a wheelchair today."

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The forklift - what does it mean?

1.the man tucks his penis behind his legs and steers himself in reverse into the womans mouth for oral sex from the rear. *reverse truck sounds can be made for heavier set males*
**caution: failure to hit target perfectly could result is serious injury**

2. Step 2 in the process of the foghorn.

See foghorn.

I forklifted that chick and she didn't even see it comming.

I tried to forklift that chick, but she wouldn't budge.

I fell down while attempting a forklift and was in the hospital for 3 weeks.

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The forklift - meaning

The Forklift, where one hangs a towel from one's cock

"Look, he's doing The Forklift"

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The forklift - definition

Forklifting is used to describe the pursuit of a fat chick by a desperate male. If one succeeds in bagging a tundra pig, he has been successful in forklifting. Forklifting is looked down upon so most men will try to hide their forklifting efforts.

Shane forklifted his prom date after a few mike's at the bonfire.

I found out my friend Justin has been out forklifting downtown, and he said he was at home playing halo.

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The forklift - slang

Start in a squatting position with a girl on your cock. Lift her vertically, then run around the room and slowly lower her onto something, preferably near a bunch of boxes. Pull out, and make beeping noises as you do so.

Dude love injured ta jen in a horrendous forklift accident - he dropped her onto the boxes rather than beside them.

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The forklift

This is when you approach a standing, unsuspecting girl from behind and penetrate her anally, lifting her off the ground.

Craig saw her across the room and immediately charged in for a forklift.

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The forklift

Using your two thumbs, either in the vagina or anus to lift the person being forklifted off the ground.

Boy 1: I was with this girl last week and I managed to lift her off the ground by putting my thumbs inside her
Boy 2: You forklifted her?
Boy 1: Forklifting is a thing?

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The forklift

When a Man bends his elbows while his arms are in a 90° angle by his sides and recieves an akward hug from his significant other.

"Look at him, he's going in with The Forklift"
"Yeah, The Forklift is so romantic and akward at the same time"

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