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What is the cockpit?
"Down in the cockpit
Man needs a woman to pull him right out of it"
XTC Down in the Cockpit
the cockpit - video
The cockpit - what is it?
The place between a female's legs where a cock must be banished to forever. Put another way, the place all Cocks make a pit stop for a shot of a drink to cool off when it gets hot on the spot.
I feel like my fucking dick must get some rest in a tight cockpit.
What does "the cockpit" mean?
When one female folds her arm down, as one male proceeds to slide his carefully lubed erection in between said fold, pointing towards the armpit. The male then continues to repeat this process, focusing on rubbing the bell of his penis against the female's axilla. It is often best for the female to have a well shaven axilla, as it can become extremely abrasive for the male genetalia.
Winston: "I say, Margaret, what say you to a randy romp of a good ol' fashioned cockpit?"
Margaret: "That sounds quit agreeable, noble sir, but I must shave my oxter, for it could become quite unagreeable with your tallywhacker."
Winston: "Indeed, then it's agreed! We shall have a cockpit after tea!"
Margaret: "Resplendant!"
The cockpit - what does it mean?
The sex act of putting ones penis in another's armpit.
"Have you ever tried cockpitting?" "No, I don't wanna get deodorant on my dick."
The cockpit - meaning
The place under a manager's desk where a secretary or other subservient administrative staff member would go and perform favors for raises.
Mary reluctantly went into Bob's cockpit. When she was done though, she got a 10% raise.
The cockpit - definition
A compartment for the pilot and sometimes also the crew in an aircraft, so named by stewardesses because the mile-high club was (obviously) initiated there.
Flight-fag: "There's a fat couple stuck in the bathroom. I swear, these people need to join Jenny Craig before the Mile-High Club.
Tinkerfluff Tina: "You tell the Air Marshal. I'm gonna' go show the hot co-pilot why the cockpit is better than first class."
Flight-fag: "But,... the Air Marshal is the blumpkee in the shitter and the co-pilot is my cum dumpster."
The cockpit - slang
A party that is full of guys and minimal females.
That jam last night was a cockpit.
The cockpit
Area in an aircraft that holds pilot and co-pilot crew. Driver's seat in a race car.
Slang: Vagina
That was one tight cockpit.
The cockpit
Cockpit, aka vagina, The cockpit admits the male penis for sexual intercourse. A pleasure hole.
she had a moist and Accommodating cockpit.
The cockpit
Friend 1: Dude where the hell has Lawrence been? Has he still been up his new friend Rodger's ass every night?
Friend 2: Yea. They are probably shooting pool or playing tummy stix up at The Cockpit.
Friend 1: True... when I met him he had on an Affliction shirt, skinny jeans, and a spray tan. I think they are fucking.