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What is the buffer?
The last big fart right before you have to take a shit. Usually smells worse than the actual shit. Generally this is the last sign that an oncoming shit is inevitable and imminent. A slow, controlled walk to the nearest shitter may be required.
Holy shit dude, I just dumped the buffer!
the buffer - video
The buffer - what is it?
A towering demented mammal-amphibian, native to but not limited to Australia (found on all 8 continents), having four legs, one of which shaped like a cage, the others of which shaped like sasquatch hands, but contrary to walking on all four legs it staggers on one leg in somewhat of peg-leg motion. It has a dirty beard, a snout like a vicious anteater, but yet eats no ants, a tail in the middle of its stomach where most would assume a belly-button would be, a tentacle riddled orifice that is capable of dismantling an elephant in .2 seconds flat. The skin of the buffer has a slimy texture that it sheds every other blue moon, but the reason it is classified as a mammal-amphibian is because it has the very hairy and dirty beard and scientists decided to classify as the first of the fusion class of the two species. It is a shade of blue. It is most prominently found in underwater caves but is also found on land in moist areas. The buffer is capable if ever feeling threatened it can project poisonous darts, but it is rarely threatened.
If you see a buffer in the forest, run like Usain Bolt to your nearest home medical office.
What does "the buffer" mean?
something that the Corleone family had a lot of.
Senator Pat Geary: Mr. Cici, was there always a buffer involved?
Willi Cici: A what?
Senator Pat Geary: A buffer. Someone in between you and your possible superiors who passed on to you the actual order to kill someone.
-The Godfather 2
The buffer - what does it mean?
To load data, usually when watching a video.
Damn why is this new Killzone 2 footage taking so long to buffer!!
The buffer - meaning
A computer term, means to temporarily store data in an area or device
Suzy was listening to the radio over the internet when it stopped playing. She looked at the program and it said "buffering".
The buffer - definition
Word often used by Irish Travellers to identify someone from the settled community. Travellers traditionally used "country people" but as most Travellers are now living in towns and citys its a bit outdated. Buffer is not an offensive word, but is Traveller slang so you wont find many older Travellers using it.
My fathers a Traveller but my mothers a Buffer
The buffer - slang
A friend who is willing to come along with you when you're meeting someone who might be interested in dating you, but you're not sure if you're interested in dating them.
Dude, Crissy from accounting is going to be at the bar tonight. I think she likes me, but I'm not sure if I'm into her. Can go with me as my buffer in case she turns out to be a psycho?
The buffer
Buffering refers to that period of time that you lost previous to when you suddenly become aware you are now not doing anything. This is your brain trying to load normal function and cognition whilst enhanced or debilitated by mind altering drugs. The time you were buffering will be unbeknown to the bufferer and they will then continue with a new task or indeed the original task.
Guys what was i doing? I seem to have been buffering...I'll rack up the next line then!
The buffer
The short break(s) a dude takes during sex to make sure he doesn't get too excited and blow his load.
(Usually in an effort to make sure she comes first)
DUDE: (stops or slows down during intercourse)
GIRL: What happened?
DUDE: It's alright darling, I am buffering...
The buffer
That stupid annoying fucking shit that delays viewing of pleasurable video entertainment via the internet. RealPlayer grossly exploits this atrocity of humanity.
"Buffering . . . "