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What is the balloon animal?Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket. The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday. the balloon animal - videoThe balloon animal - what is it?When your partner has give you multiple orgasms and you can't move. You don't have bones. You feel like air trapped in glass. You made me into a glass balloon animal. What does "the balloon animal" mean?That guy had a polish balloon animalor that mans penis is a polish balloon animal and has too much polish skin The balloon animal - what does it mean?when you have a half chub and squeeze it so the end is bigger, like on a long circus ballon. yo man, i balloon animaled this ho' last night! \ The balloon animal - meaninga person who goes through condoms like crazy Dude, so I have this new girlfriend, we have sex 24/7.... she's turning me into a balloon animal The balloon animal - definitionSomeone who is stupid to the third power. The response to their actions or words is frequently, "wow....just....wow." Was that dude trying to hump a fire hydrant? What a balloon animal. The balloon animal - slangwhen laying on your back and someone licks your ass and pushes your legs so far back that you are performing oral sex on yourself at the same time. last night this chick licked my ass and made me suck my own dick at the same time . she called it the balloon animal and it was the shit . The balloon animal1) Noun- used as a replacement for the word "condom." In doing this one can secretly suggest he needs or has condoms. 1) as a girl is sitting on his lap, a guy turns to his friend and asks; "bro, im definatly gunna need some balloon animals tonight...can you lend me some?" (Girl remains oblivious) The balloon animalSlang for a type of sexual act involving the unconventional use of prophylactics, performed post-coitus. In conversation: The balloon animalNoun-- The act of getting a blowjob while wearing a condom. I was at Thai Touch when I got a balloon animal. |
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