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What is teeny?
A teenage girl (or a guy if he's gay) who likes a band based on their looks, not their actual talent. They typically post crap on message boards and in chats about the band about how the members are so hot.
"LIEK OMFG!!!1 CHAZ FRUM LINKIN PARK IZ SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!111 I WANT 2 SEE HIM NAKED!!!!1 I WANT 2 FUCK HIM N HAV ALL HIS BABYS!!!11"
"Damn teenie, I'm gonna kill you"
teeny - meme gif
teeny - video
Teeny - what is it?
annoying little people who decide a band is worthy of their time based on how much they want to get into the lead singers pants. They then bitch on said singer's spouse claiming that they are 'stealing there man', etc.
If they have gotten to the obsessive stages, they may even take to giving they're "beloved"'s pet names, carrying little pictures in their wallets... etc.
Teenies are astonishingly shallow creatures as they can manage all this without actually buying a single/album. And even if they did it would be to stroke the cover.
teenie girl: OMFG how dar he lyk av a wife he iz my babeh!!!! we r ment 2 av babies togeva iv named em aftr me n him and evrythin oh THAT BITCH! F*CK HER!! *voodoo*
more intelligent teenie: Oh get a grip. So what if he has a wife? You have to learn the art of seduction, we just need his address. Look, you're not even doing it right. Stick it in the puppets stomach! Fool!
What does "teeny" mean?
Someone that doesn't give a damn about the music that a band makes, but only like them for the fact that they're "h4wt" and "everyone else likes them". They would be lucky if they even know the names of the people that they are referring to as "h4wt". Teenies tend to write in an unbelievably retarded way as well.
example of teenie writing: OMFG!!1! D1D U LYKE C PETE WENTZZZ???!?!?! H3S LYK3 S0000000 UNB3LIVBLY H4WT!!! I WANNA MRRY H1M ND AVE HIZ BUHBEEEZ!!1!!11!!!!!
note the excessive use of exclamation marks and abbreviations. this is a classic example of teenie writing.
Teeny - what does it mean?
A very small penis (Tea-nis)
Friend: My boyfriend doesn't want to have sex
Other friend: He probably has a teenis
Teeny - meaning
Maple has a teeny brain
Teeny - definition
1. Anyone who thinks that they are cool because they follow the most vague and popular fashions they perceive older kids as being into. May also try desperately to fit into a cliched clique, usually either punk, goth, emo, or "ghetto" but not always. often these are aged 12-14
2. Anyone who listens to certain bands because they want to fit into a clique, or because they think one member is omg sohott!!
3. young teenagers who constantly overuse common teenage cliches and/or stereotypes such as "omg this bands lyrics saved me from suicide", or "omg my facist parents cut my allowence by two dollars!!". usually they imagine problems they would never know the half of living in upper middle class america.
4. Any teen who actually enjoys overplayed pop music like the backstreet boys, britney spears, hanna montanna, and yes even you avril fans
5. Anyone who overuses outdated or overused slang or talks on the internet in so called "l33t" talk.
person A: OMGZZZZ roflnoodles!! deeed u her da new gc seedee!!??? it rox mi lifeee!! they saved me from sooey side u no,. analso they r hot!
Person B: Fuckin' teeny!
Teeny - slang
girl/woman- unique sense of humor; beautiful smile; caring; loveable
*she's so nice!
*she's a teeny! that's why.
Teeny
someone, usually a young girl, who likes a band only because they are popular and good looking. sometimes known as a poseur
"anna is a teeny because she shops at hot topic and listens to good charlotte"
"screw you, teeny!"
Teeny
Someone who only likes a band because they think one or more of the members is good-looking. These re very unpopular among hardcore fans.
"Wow, Benny from Good Charlotte is sooooo fit!"
"Ugh, you teeny!"
Teeny
someone (usually a young girl) who likes a band because it is the "in" thing to do or because she finds one or more of the band members to be "hott".
teeny: "like omgzz guys, i so effing loveee gerard way, he is loveee."
me: "what's your favorite song?"
teeny: "......"