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What is Good Charlotte?
.Adjective to describe self-declared 'artists' that wrecked the miniute chance of decent prosperty they had by emoing their way to the dark side that is commercialism and materialism
GC: Lifestyles of the rich and the famous, they're always complaining
Me: Didn't you demand Mcdonalds delivered food to you because youre 'celebrities'?
GC: We're going to write a song about how ignorant you are
Me: fuckheads...
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Good Charlotte - what is it?
A band that is only popular because the goons at MTV made them popular. Some people think that all bands on MTV are good, but good bands are bands that make music not for cash, but for the fans and meanings.
Fuck the Media that thinks they can tell bands how to play.
What does "Good Charlotte" mean?
A rather pathetic band that no one really likes. See Simple Plan (my definition).
You're going to play Good Charlotte at your party? You loser!
Good Charlotte - what does it mean?
A good band that has been given a bad stereotype. They're not emo, they're not wannabes, and they're not in in for the money (which you would know if you were broad minded enough to find out about them).
They make music, people who like their music listen to it, and people who don't try and find as many ways as possible to insult them. GET OVER YOURSELVES.
Maybe you like them, maybe not, but truth is they do not whine about their life sucking like some other bands, their music (whatever genre it is) appeals to loads of people, and in the end, they will probably have a lot more people that like them than you haters do.
person 1: "wow, have you heard Like It's Her birthday by Good Charlotte? It awesome!"
person 2: "you like Good Charlotte? OMG FREAK."
me: "shut up and get on with your life, cause guess what? NO ONE CARES, AND THEY'RE MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU'LL EVER BE."
Good Charlotte - meaning
1. A band that performs deranged crap, overplayed by the media.
2. Group who kisses MTV's butt.
3. Responsible for lame songs with lame lyrics that sound as if they should be classified under "pop" instead of "alternative" (as they are on itunes) or "rock"...(God save us).
4. Band where the members wear makeup, causing one to ponder their sanity and sexuality.
5. A group where any definitions of them, if positive, are defensive. If they are so great why do you have to defend them? Or are you insecure because everyone questions your sanity for following the teen craze and conforming to bad music?
6. A band sometimes considered to fall under the genre of rock, which is the master of abominations.
Girl: Oh look, Good Charlotte is coming to concert...
Girl #2: GOOD CHARLOTTE IS AWESOME! LIKE, SHUTUP. JUST SHUTUP. THEY ARE GREAT. DON'T DISS THEM! THEY'RE SO "PUNK." I JUST LOVE HOW ANGSTY AND REBELIOUS THEY ARE!! OMG JUST STOP! THEY'RE AS COOL AS SIMPLE PLAN!!! OMG JUST OMG.
Good Charlotte - definition
Possible the worst band ever. They are poseurs and actually think they're punk. If y'all want to listen to some real punk, go check out the Pistols or Sublime. Good Charlotte is pop, pop rock at the most. All the members of the band are fugly assholes. Especially Joel, who called himself "Kid Vicious" - like Sid Vicious, the godfather of punk.
And their music sucks ass! If you stop and listen to the music, the main message of it is to not conform. But that's exactly what they're doing! They try so hard to be punk they forget to be themselves.
Guy 1: "God, have you heard Good Charlotte's new single?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, it sucks ass. I wish MTV would stop paying that shit."
Poseur Girl: "OMG! GC is like, so hawt! They're like soooo punk rawk!"
Other Girl: "God, get a life, you loser. Listen to some decent music."
Good Charlotte - slang
A term for a bad band that is so terrible, that you wouldn't mind hearing in the news that their plane went down and they are stuck on an unchartered island only to suffer a slow, agonizing existence but no one cares enough to save them.
Those douche nozzles have absolutely no talent.
Yeah, they're Good Charlotte.
Good Charlotte
Is NOT a punk band at all. They are seriuosly a band for 9 year olds ( I should know because for reasons unknow I was obsessed with them WHEN I WAS 9). They're a bunch of whiny preps dressed in black in order to sell their self-pity albums. And they marry people like fuckin Nicole Richie. Big time wanna-bes. One of them even said "I guess if you're gonna dress like you listen to The Cure all the time, you're gonna get s... for it". LOSERS! Don't even dare compare yourselves to the greatness of The Cure. Damn whiny emos....
stupid kid: " OMGAWD!!! I LOVE Good Charlotte. GC 4EVER!"
Me: "I hate you."
Good Charlotte
A band that wrote and performed "i just wanna live" and continued to call themselves punk. Fucken i just wanna fucken live. And still punk. An MTV created scourge thats a greater threat to individual freedom than islamic jihad and talk back radio combined.
we're so punk. i mean look at us. we have studs on our belts. ON OUR BELTS!- Good Charlotte
Good Charlotte
A band that starts many arguments about what a 'real' punk is, but, has never stated their own music category.
Person 1-I like Good Charlotte.
Person 2-You poser. Listen to some REAL music.
Person 1-Fuck off. I'll like whatever I want to.