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What is tebowed?
ADJ. Used to describe a person who is honorable, respected, and/or amazing.
My mom is so Tebow.
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Tebowed - what is it?
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What does "tebowed" mean?
A phrase used to mock Denver Broncos quarterback and former Heisman Trophy winner Tim Tebow. (The "greater than" sign is preceded by something very bad.)
Coined by readers of ESPN.com following the Broncos' 45-10 loss to the Detroit Lions on October 30, 2011, in which Tebow had two turnovers that directly resulted in touchdowns and finished with a passer rating of 56.8.
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Tebowed - what does it mean?
(vb) To get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different.
I was in the middle of Times Square and I saw a girl Tebowing in the street. She almost got squashed. (see tebowing.com)
Tebowed - meaning
Losing a football game in heart-wrenching fashion to an underdog. Usually an unlikely comeback in the final quarter of a football game. Derived from Tim Tebow of the Denver Broncos.
Wow bro, I can't believe the Jets let Tebow win the game like that. They got Tebowed!
Tebowed - definition
tee-boh verb -
1) to drop to one's knee, regardless of surroundings, bow one's head and pray to the Almighty that somehow you won't fuck up whatever it is you are doing
2) to randomly drop to one's knee and bow one's head - in the fashion of "professional" football player and "quarterback" Tim Tebow - in public settings (see also: planking & owling)
1) "He was totally blowing it with that chick, so he Tebowed. Somehow, he ended up nailing her."
2) "Dude, is that guy Tebowing in line for the ATM?"
Tebowed - slang
To get run over, or trucked while playing football. Originates from Tim Tebow's ability to run over all of mankind from the QB position.
Did you see Laurinaitis get Tebowed?
Tebowed
To be soundly defeated by a superior opponent; to be humiliated during a sporting event
Did you see how the Raiders got tebowed on Sunday?
Tebowed
To suffer a humiliating defeat, especially after outplaying your opponent or a holding a lead for most of the game. Generally involves one or more freak, gut-wrenching plays that lead you to wonder if a higher power was at work.
Brian: "I can't believe we lost..."
Steve: "What happened?"
Brian: "Their quarterback went 0 for 14 until 30 seconds left, and then heaved a ridiculous touchdown pass that sent it into overtime."
Steve: "And?"
Brian: "We got the ball first and were driving down the field easily, only to have our running back fumble it away. Then their kicker booted a 67 yarder to win it!"
Steve: "Lol you got tebowed."
Tebowed
To be vastly over-matched and fail miserably in some important endeavor.
I tebowed my climb up Mt. Everest: lost both feet, six fingers, and didn't even make it halfway up the mountain.