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What is Tebowing?
(verb) -
The act of looking like a jackass douche bag and embarrassing friends and family by imitating the prayer ritual of a mediocre NFL running back who is credited with miraculous comeback wins even though is it usually the opposing team that completely breaks down and beats themselves in the fourth quarter.
Tebowing can lead to extreme over the top media coverage for basically doing nothing, marriage and divorce to Kim Kardashian, and eventually found naked and dead in a sleazy motel room overdosed on cocaine and Jack Daniels laying next to a male prostitute named Juan.
Dude, look at Bob tebowing near the bar. He keeps this up none of us are gonna get laid!
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Tebowing - video
Tebowing - what is it?
It's like planking, only dumber.
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Tebowing.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because I have too much time on my hands and thought planking wasn't dumb enough.
What does "Tebowing" mean?
Getting down on one knee to speak to your invisible friend. Commonly used by athletes to thank the creator of the Universe for taking time out of his/her busy day to ensure you make a good play.
God couldn't save those children from starving to death he was too busy helping that guy score a touchdown. At least the playing is tebowing...
Tebowing - what does it mean?
To show appreciation to a higher power on one knee after a long and hard fought game or week of work.
By Friday night, I was just so glad to be done with such a hectic week, I began Tebowing all over the house.
Tebowing - meaning
Tebowing; slang. language of origin- ESPN. definition: 1) the act of striking a particular one-knee down kneeling pose in celebration of completing any task which by no specific means the individual in question should have rationally been able to accomplish themself without divine intervention. 2) a manner by which a person can non-verbally declare themself to others as an overhyped participant. See also: douchebaggery.
With the Broncos playing the Patriots in the divisional playoff game this weekend, I don't foresee much more Tebowing this season. And thank God for that.
Tebowing - definition
to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different.
While everyone else was playing the game, he stopped what he was doing and started Tebowing right in the middle of the field.
Tebowing - slang
Sexual position. it's a modified doggy style where the man is on one knee. Named after Tim Tebows tendency to "come from behind" to win the game.
Rick: Dude i was Tebowing my girlfriend while watching the game last night!
Rod: how so?
Rick: I came from behind
Tebowing
v- Te-bow-ing- the act of getting down on one knee and thanking the Lord for something you actually did
Timmy got a 100 on his math test yesterday and he stayed up all night Tebowing because he's a good christian.
Tebowing
to refer to throwing a pass short and behind an open receiver.
Dude, I was wide open! Why are you Tebowing?
Tebowing
(vb) To get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different.
I was in the middle of Times Square and I saw a girl Tebowing in the street. She almost got squashed. (see tebowing.com)