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What is yarder?
When you’re pulling into a Marshall’s store and you have to shit so bad you do the 50 yard dash to the bathroom, nearly shitting yourself while shoving others out of the way.
My dad pulled a Marshall’s 50 Yarder today. He nearly shat himself as he shoved that old lady who was blocking the bathroom.
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Yarder - what is it?
When a person of the opposite sex looks incredibly hot from 50 yards away, but up close they are rather bland, plain or unattractive and make you want to die that you thought they were hot in the first place.
"Dude, Phoebe! I see this really hot guy! I'm going to get a closer look at him, text you what he looks like."
*Later*
"Dude, he was a total 50 yarder."
"That sucks, I hate those."
What does "yarder" mean?
Someone who appears to be a banging ass ho from a far (about 50 yards). However when you come closer to them they appear much less like Jessica Simpson and much more like O.J. Simpson.
Guy A: o shit look at that banging ass ho, i bet she gets it poppin.
Guy B: Nah man ive seen her a party and she beat. She a 50 yarder.
Yarder - what does it mean?
Any variation of yard markers referring to the distance you could punt a dog.
"That chihuaua is pretty small... I'd say at least a 40 yarder."
Yarder - meaning
When you see a girl/boy from far away and you think they look hot, YET when you get closer, they turn out to be ugly.
"Dude, I saw these girls playing tennis that looked fine, but they turned out to be 100-yarders."
Yarder - definition
Any member of the observers’ opposite sex that looks attractive at long range, however upon closer inspection proves to be portly, misshapen, obtuse or otherwise disgusting. The 1000 yarder often leaves the observer confused, disturbed and in a state of self loathing.
Bill : damn look at that hottie coming this way, do you think I should buy her a drink?
John: definitely, just don’t fuck it up
(5 min or 500 yards later)
John: hey, what’s the problem? Weren’t you going to go talk to Sasquatch over there
Bill: man fuck you she was a 1000 yarder. Think I’m gonna go throw up now
Yarder - slang
A girl that looks good from far, but far from good. Fifty yards away she looks like a dime, but as you get closer, you find that she's only a nickel. Maybe worse.
Damn, she's about a fifty yarder.
Yarder
Someone who looks good from far away (40 yards away).
Dang, she looks good. Oh wait... nope, maybe not. She's a 40 yarder.
Yarder
A chick that looks hot from far away but fugly up close.
Bro #1: Hey bro what do you think about that girl Alex at work?
Bro #2: Oh you mean "50 Yarder?"
Bro #1: Why do you call her that?
Bro #2: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
Yarder
Short for "backyard wrestler". People of whom take various weapons that are used to perform acts of violence towards one another in order to win matches.
The yarders went through a hard fought battle in their backyard ring.