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What is Jessica Simpson?Britney Spears's counterpart in stupidity. She is tha stupidest thang on tha planet! She lip sings, she gets men that are into stupid people like her and she makes music videos that make men act stupid like her. Its called tha Stupid Simpson Spell. Jessica Simpson is so dumb that if she had to pick between $1,000,000 and 2 cents she would say "2 cents is better than $1,000,000!" Cuz she aint smart. Jessica Simpson - videoJessica Simpson - what is it?God's gift to man. She is so fuckin' sexy. She has gorgeous tits and a perfect ass. I wouldn't mind banging her. Jessica Simpson is a sexy beast. What does "Jessica Simpson" mean?A lady I'd like to stick it to. "I would like to recieve oral sex from that Jessica Simpson. Jessica Simpson - what does it mean?stupid byotch, plain and simple. Is it chicken or tuna..? Jessica Simpson - meaninga stupid blonde bimbo who can't act and for some reason appeals to the majority of the male population even though she's got a big-ass nose. Jessica Simpson sucks in that lame movie Blonde Ambition. Jessica Simpson - definitionThe poster child for abortion. If the conservatives could just see the slight possibility that aborting a fetus prevents another blonde bimbo from starting a singing career, they would quit bombing clinics. That fucking Pizza Hut commercial with the winged buffalo. Jessica Simpson - slang1. Female "Singer" who has obtain millions by splurting out dumb questions and statements. She's married to another equal semi-famous "Singer", Nick, Who probably married her because he wasn't listen to what she was saying when they were dating. Crazy/Beautiful is the best term for this girl. 1. "Dude, why you watching Newlyweds?... Oh my, Jessica got her head stuck in the toilet again! She needs to stop kicking, she scuffing up her gold-plated floors." Jessica SimpsonHas everything a man wishes of a woman: Jessica Simpson? That dumbass blonde? Jessica SimpsonFemale who pretends to be stupid for attention and high ratings. I find it appauling that girls think you have to pull a Jessica Simpson to be noticed. Jessica SimpsonHot as hell but dumb as fuck! The two extremes. |
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