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What is Sasquatch?
The hairy, woodland beast that went after Tenacious D YEARS before the Beastie Boys hijacked the idea and used it in their Triple Trouble video.
Tango: "Hey did you see sasquatch in the new beastie video?"
Cash: "No, but I saw the same damned thing back when clinton was President, when the D did it."
Tango: "Tru."
Sasquatch - meme gif
Sasquatch - video
Sasquatch - what is it?
to take a really massive shit
...uh oh, man i gotta sasquatch!!!
What does "Sasquatch" mean?
The act of ejaculating on a girls face then throwing a pile of your shaved pubes on her face so she resembels Bigfoot.
Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend a sasquatch as her Halloween costume.
Sasquatch - what does it mean?
A white male, who’s name is Connor. Runs like the monster and is seen in the Pennsylvania area, playing football.
I saw Connor running!
Is that a sasquatch? No it’s just connor.
Sasquatch - meaning
An individual that has the ability to consume enormous amounts of drugs and still function as a normal human being.
James:Mom is Snoop Dogg a sasquatch?
Mom: most probably, why?
James:well fuck, I wanna be a sasquatch when I grow up.
Sasquatch - definition
A hairy female who is notorious for smelling like uncooked pastrami. This creature believes that by bleaching its large thatches of facial hair it can pass somewhat as human. Has an irritating high pitch voice and has a slight gimp fromn having wild snoo snoo with wild gorillas.
"Damn! Lisa's is one smelly sasquatch."
Sasquatch - slang
A crabby old homeless woman who lives in Chicago and main food is berries. Its main hobbies include burning down apartments and making sure that other sasquatches don't steal her berries.
"Dude did you see the sasquatch with all those berries?"
"yeah she burnt down my home"
Sasquatch
When you take a shit and shave your balls then leave it for your friend to find it.
“Can I use the bathroom?”
“Yeah , Sorry about the Sasquatch”- Matty
Sasquatch
A nickname for Sam Winchester. Or, a tall hairy being that Sam Winchester is mistaken for.
1) Dean: All right, time for bed. Come on, Sasquatch.
2) Gabriel: Finally, a real sasquatch caught on film! W-wait a second....false alarm, it's just Sam.
Sasquatch
A middle-aged, hairy man who dwells in public pool locker rooms. Almost always naked, they will traumatize unsespecting pool goers for hours.
Dude! Did you see that Sasquatch in there?
Yeah, now I have to go back to therapy.