What is hairy man?

Hairy Man Legs is a VR youtube content creator who also works for RecRoom. His favourite drink is Baja blast. People usually call him Hairy

Hey, Hairy! Am I bja blessed?

Hairy man legs: No you are not.

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Hairy man - what is it?

While watching porn, the unfortunate and unappealing presence of a naked, jackhammering male arse in the shot. Really spoils the atmosphere.

Coined by Bill Hicks.

"I thought you said this was porn. All it is is a hairy boobin' man ass and a Wah-wah pedal"

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What does "hairy man" mean?

A Hairy Bean Man - HBM for short - is a term used to describe a certain type of laid back, crunchy, shaggy hippie guy. They are generally short - under 6" tall - skinny, guys with dark brown hair and dark brown eyes who abide like the Dude and toke up like Tommy Chong.

Hair⋅y (Pronunciation hair-ee, adjective) is derived from the usual bearded, shaggy and/or Mountain Man-esque appearance of the HBM.

Bean (Pronunciation been, noun) comes from the traditional diet of the HBM, which is usually vegetarian or at least as crunchy as they are. As hippies, many HBMs are also vegetarians, and must get their protein from sources other than meat, i.e. beans.

Man (noun) : obvious reasons.

OTHER HBM BEHAVIORS INCLUDE:
-being eco friendly (or at least appearing to be)
-being a registered democrat (or in some extreme cases, supporting Ralph Nader)
- smelling like patchouli oil
- smoking copious amounts of marijuana
- being an environmental science and/or philosophy major
- attending colleges in Vermont or Colorado
- listening to jambands/attending music festivals
- wearing patchwork clothing/Birkenstocks
- hating the man/organized religion
- referring to jamband members by their first name ("oh my god dude, did you see Trey's set last night?")
- driving a jetta

Hairy Bean Men HBM LOOK LIKE:
- Ray LaMontagne
- Billy Crudup (ala almost famous)
- Devendra Banhart
- Jesus

"I met a really cool Hairy Bean Man HBM on Shakedown at the UC-Boulder Phish show this weekend! His HBM friends were all kinda spun out and needed to shave/take a bath, but he was still mad cool and smoked us all up."

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Hairy man - what does it mean?

Hairy Hat Man- a term for a very hairy vagina.

Hairy Hat Man- is also the character from alphabet land who resembles the letter H, a very hairy character who has a beard, a piece of straw hanging out of his mouth and a farmers hat.