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What is false alarm?false alarm boner, or FAB, is when someone says or acts seductively, then quickly ends it or sends bad signals Person 1: Read this status: This sex, is sex, how sex, you sex, keep sex, a sex, dumb sex, ass sex, busy sex, for sex, 20 seconds. Read this again but don't say sex. ;) false alarm - videoFalse alarm - what is it?Exact opposite of shart. When you get a feeling that you really need to take a shit but after being seated on the throne you only fluctuate. "Man i thought I had to take a massive dump but it turned out to be a false alarm." or "Why are you acting like a huge false alarm?" What does "false alarm" mean?While sexing a woman doggy style, you spit on her back and tell her you came, and when she turns around you bust a nut in her face. I pulled a false alarm on this bitch and she's blind to this day! False alarm - what does it mean?After flatulating with unusual warmth, this feeling of warmth impresses on the perpretator a sense of anguish, dismay, and shock, because the perpretator had thought he/she (most likely he) had produced a solid instead of a gas. FART False alarm - meaningHaving the need to go poo. Once getting to the toilet, nothing seems to come out. You decide to go later on during the day when you really need to go. Daughter: Mom. Hurry up in there! I have to drop a deuce!! False alarm - definitionIs when you spot a chick that you think is working with something, that looks good from far away and then when you get a closer look she ends up not meeting expectations Damn! she look like she got a donk oh wait........never mind false alarm :-( False alarm - slangwhen you think you impregnate your girlfriend even though you use two condoms dude, it was just a false alarm, she finally got her period, it was subsequently delayed by the kidney infection....which i gave her False alarmi bust my gun man dats a false alarm False alarmWhen your pants bunch up at the precise area in which you would usually store an erection thereby creating the illusion of arousal. I thought he'd finally gotten over his fear of intimacy so I went to grab and just got a handful of Levis... yup, it was just a false alarm. False alarmwhen you go to the bathroom thinking you need to shit but after several minutes on the toilet of waiting you don't go at all until hours later. false alarm anthem: |
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