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What is Urban Dictionary?
The most arousing sex act known to man. It must be performed on a girl and is a combination of any number of sex acts featured on this very website. Thus, there are no limits to performing the Urban Dictionary on a girl. That means you and the girl can perform any sex act as long as it's featured on Urban Dictionary. While you perform this sex act, however, we recommend you coin your own sexual definitions for the best experience.
Mr. and Mrs. Rape had to be hospitalized after performing the Urban Dictionary in a school building.
Urban Dictionary - video
Urban Dictionary - what is it?
A shitty website.
It's only successful because the founder of the site works for Google and added coding on Google to make Urban Dictionary appear on just about any Google search you make.
Ass-rapes you with pop-up ads if viewed in Internet Explorer. Should only be visited using Firefox with Ad-Block Plus.
Notice all the good, clever, and useful definitions on Urban Dictionary were written before 2005? Every new definition looks and reads like they were all written by 5th-graders.
What does "Urban Dictionary" mean?
A website where one can either get references to sex, or helpful definitions, but usually the first one.
Poor Soul: I looked up monkey on the internet, and apparently it’s a name for the female genitalia.
Me: Urban Dictionary?
Poor Soul: Yep.
Urban Dictionary - what does it mean?
Mostly people who just want to share their ridiculous slang words, to enhance the English language.
However; often used as a way for jealous or angsty people to post hate towards whom ever they wish with impunity (by way of anonymity). Examples can be found in posts for almost all stereotypes (hip, goth, emo, rocker, skater. etc), almost all nationalities, bands or music groups, and basically any thing that anyone could feel threatened by. When searching for a hate message or angst filled reply, look for the following:
- The entire entry written in first person form from the poster. Often in a way that makes the poster seem superior to the crowd they are defining
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"(insert defined group here): hello nice day were having
(insert poster here): Fuck you (defined group here), your not (positive adjective)!"
- A lack of any real knowledge on the subject other than that already known to the general public. Also contains a combination of personal opinions in as a fact on the topic matter.
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"Britney spears sucks and she can't sing. Blond haired bimbo whos music is awful and whos followers don't know sh*t."
- Anyone who writes anything claiming to know the real truth. Most common in music postings. It's a way of saying mainstream or well known artists or opinions are always bad/wrong. The argument can't be maintained since music is a personal choice and as such how good or bad any piece of music is can only be determined by the individual.
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"50 Cent blows and only if you listen to MF Doom you are sick."
"If you like Pulp fiction and have never even heard of Trainspotting your obviously don't know shit."
- Politics coming into play. For a definition politics play no bearing, only the represented fact. Even while describing politically charged term no politics should be permitted to taint the description.
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"Neocons want to destory the whole world with their wars and military industrial complex."
opposed with,
"Neocons are often pro war and defend establishment and maintenance of the military industrial complex."
- Lastly; Racism. Avoid it. People can't help how they are born, make fun of them for choice they do make.
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"Fuck (insert race/gender/colour/sexual orientation/looks/height/or anything genetically predisposed)"
There is hope though. As an Urban dictionary poster, you can avoid all of the aforementioned pitfalls by just following these easy rules:
1) Don't assume your better than anyone else.
2) Write down what you know and don't speculate on anything.
3) Exclude your personal opinion.
4) Use a spell check.
Knowledge is power. Misinformation is cancer.
A lot of posts on Urban Dictionary could be re-written or deleted off this web site. Specifically anything which doesn't add anything to a definition.
Urban Dictionary - meaning
Verb. To take a completely random word and give it a sexual/gross meaning. You can literally do this to every imaginable word.
This got its meaning from the popular site "Urban Dictionary", you may have heard of it.
On this site people have a habit of giving random words sexual or gross meanings and acting like said meaning is a popular usage of it, when in reality it's just something they made up 5 minutes ago.
Dude, i'm so bored. I'm going to Urban Dictionary some words.
Cat - To get a blowjob right after taking a piss.
HAHA, DUDE!! THAT IS SO GROSS, YET BELIEVABLE!
Urban Dictionary - definition
A cancerous site I probably should not be on, and neither should you.
Don’t use Urban Dictionary, son. It’s cursed.
Urban Dictionary - slang
Concrete proof of the degeneration of the human race's collective intelligence.
If you haven't lost your faith in humanity already, just spend a few minutes browsing Urban Dictionary. This is the next generation? Yup. We're doomed.
Urban Dictionary
A great idea initially , but its quality has drastically deteriorated year after year and continues to get worse. It was founded in 1999 by Aaron Peckham while he was a freshman computer science major. Shortly afterwards it became abused by mostly teenagers/ dumbass children and to a lesser degree mentally stunted adults (largely due to the non-existent moderater position to look over words submitted). These individuals continue to flood its space with high levels of immaturity, retardation, first names of acquaintances with definitions that don't make sense to anyone, political bias, shitty grammar, nonsensical sexual innuendo stupidity and random words with definitions pulled out of thin air that are not used as slang by any living being in society . On occasion you can actually find a professional input of a real slang word that is legitimate and professional. RIP URBAN DICTIONARY. "You were good while you lasted."
Urban Dictionary is garbage. Everytime I go on this website a piece of my heart dies and I shed a tear.
Urban Dictionary
The ultimate online dictionary, written by professional shit talkers.
Wanna know the definition of something? Urban Dictionary has you covered.
Urban Dictionary
The ultimate site to procrastinate on.
Andrew was doing his homework, but then started looking up definitions on Urban Dictionary.