What is tallywacker?

tallee-wack-r
a mischievous child, usually a boy

That little tallywacker set my car on fire.

tallywacker - meme gif

a freaking bad word to use when you really mean zipper.

ms. shoutz told us to make sure our tallywackers weren't showing.

A bloke with an enormous penis which he is able to swing over his shoulder. See also see www.tallywacker.co.uk

Man, look at the tallywacker on him - im gonna go jump off a cliff

Long swingey thing hanging between the legs of a male (usuley)

"did you see that, he had his tallywacker hanging ouut there in broud daylight"

A wang, more commonly heard in England. It's a funny and more proper word for the cack.

My tallywacker knocked over the radio when I walked by it.

a length of rope use to count sheep. The sheperd would tie a knot every 10 sheep. If one slowed up he would whack them with the tally rope.

He hit that ram with the tallywacker.

Something used to syphon gas out of a car.

"WOW, that guy just stuck his Tallywacker in a gas tank!"

I often stuff my own anus with my tallywacker

Slang. The male copulatory organ. The term very popular in rugger-bugger piss-ups

At the piss up after winning the rugby world cup, Jonny Wilkinson waved his tallywacker at the Australians

Orig.

wow look at the size of my hard tallywacker