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What is table tennis?
When a woman kneels doggy style and one fucks her with a vibrator from behind while they also finger the ass and lick from the clitoris to the bottom of the vagina (stopping clear before the taint) back and forth resembling a table tennis match. (Vibrator optional) Thus avoiding ass to vagina contact while producing a body shaking orgasm.
Friend: Why are your eyes glazed over and why are you walking funny? Are you drunk?
Woman: I just got a Tennessee Table Tennis from my boyfriend.
Friend: Oh, that makes sense.
table tennis - video
Table tennis - what is it?
it's a pose in which a woman feels like a table tennis ball during sex with two big guys which kicked her ass out like table tennis racket.
Angela: have you tried a table tennis pose?
Miley: no, what it looks like?
Angela: its literally table tennis...
What does "table tennis" mean?
Where two homosexual men play ping-pong with their cocks until one ejaculates and then the other one has to suck his cock with the ping-pong ball in his mouth at the same time. For professional games contestants wear colored condoms. This game usually involves a rabbits head, a dogs foot, and alot of Astro-Glide. To start the game "referes" hold a playgirl magazine and yell "players start your engines".
Sigfried: Like OH EM GEE La' Foul like me and Roy played a game of underground rainbow table tennis .
La' Foul: Wow who won?
Sigrfried: HA he can't handle his dick... he didn't hit it once. But then again no one really loses.
*winks and then they have rough butt sex*
Table tennis - what does it mean?
When you pass a girl around but she gets tired.
"Hey, are you up for some table tennis?"
"Nah, bro. I'd have to ask mum again. You know how it goes."
Table tennis - meaning
A game that mixes the best of table tennis and volleyball. It was started in Oxford in 2009 and spread to London in 2010.
Let's go play some table tennis volleyball, it's awesome!
Table tennis - definition
A euphemism for sexual intercourse. Generally refers to gay sex, but is occasionally used to refer to heterosexual sex as well.
Oh, John? Yeah, I've played table tennis with him a few times, if you know what I mean.
Table tennis - slang
i love playing table tennis (ping pong)
Table tennis
Trying to play tennis on a court that is about as big as a dinner table.
Who wants to play table tennis with me?
Table tennis
A sport in which two or four players hit a lightweight, hollow ball back and forth to each other with paddles. The game takes place on a hard table divided by a net. Players must allow a ball played towards them only one bounce on their side of the table and must return it so that it bounces on the opposite side. Points are scored when a player fails to return the ball within the rules. Play is fast and demands quick reactions. A skilled player can impart several varieties of spin to the ball, altering its trajectory and limiting an opponent's options to great advantage.
Many people in the United States refer to table tennis as Ping Pong.
Jeffery: Hey, what's that Olympic sport in which players use paddles to hit a small ball over a net on a divided table?
Greg: Oh, you mean Table Tennis! Or Ping Pong if you prefer.