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What is swordfished?
Swordfish: Is a term used in high stakes gambling it means a million dollars$.
A saudi prince or some other rich fucker says put me down for a swordfish.
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Swordfished - what is it?
The act of deceiving someone online into wanting to have a duel. But when they show up, all they find is a fat chick with a laptop.
My sister keeps swordfishing dudes online. Every time the doorbell rings I find some Spaniard in a leotard holding a saber yelling "en garde!"
What does "swordfished" mean?
When you're catfished by a transgender woman.
I thought it was a girl I met online, but I got swordfished.
Man I bought dinner and took her back to my place. She had a dick bro. I got swordfished.
Swordfished - what does it mean?
when some one jabs you in the stomach.
also known as a "tazer" to the stomach
1.jane: *jabs nick in the stomach* "sword fish!"
nick: "god dammit jane that hurt"
2. "that bitch just swordfished me"
Swordfished - meaning
The act of sitting in a bathtub or other body of water with one of your bros and having an epic swordfight
I heard Evan and Andy went swordfishing last night to solve their differences, however it ended in tragic docking
Swordfished - definition
Whenever a boy gets a boner in a pool or beach area, it is referred to as a swordfish.
*Girl in bikini walks by
Man I feel a swordfish coming on!
Swordfished - slang
To run up on somebody from behind and penetrate their anus with your thumb.
Swordfishing- In dirty grandpa when papa shoves his thumb in grandsons ass during surprise attack.
Swordfished
To recieve oral from someone while sat at a desk.
Coined as a reference to the movie Swordfish, where a hacker is given a blowjob while attempting to hack into a government computer, sat at a computer desk.
"I got my girlfriend to give me a Swordfish."
"Woah, you are my god!"
"That's right."
Swordfished
A type of fish only consumed by wealthy physicians as coined in 2012 by consensus at Georgetown School of Medicine
"When i was growing up i was always like, why do a lot of doctors live extravagantly, like drive mercedes and buy big ass houses...i thought medicine was a field of humility...now i find myself dreaming about swordfish dinners as i eat chinese food at my desk, where my chair is now indented perfectly to fit my ass" said Imraan while studying for his quarterly medical school exams.
Swordfished
The act of sexually enjoying a moist swordfish.
Friend: "How is that swordfish John?"
John: "Hot"
Friend: "Can I Sexually have sex with it after you?"
John: "Sure"
Friend: "Hot"
John: "Alrighty"
Friend: "Thanks John"
John: "No Problem Friend, I love to share my HOT SEXY MOIST SWORDFISH"
Friend: "What does swordfishes mean again?"
John: "The act of sexually enjoying a moist swordfish."
Friend: "Figured."
I love getting swordfished