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What is Swordfish?
when some one jabs you in the stomach.
also known as a "tazer" to the stomach
1.jane: *jabs nick in the stomach* "sword fish!"
nick: "god dammit jane that hurt"
2. "that bitch just swordfished me"
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Swordfish - what is it?
The act of sitting in a bathtub or other body of water with one of your bros and having an epic swordfight
I heard Evan and Andy went swordfishing last night to solve their differences, however it ended in tragic docking
What does "Swordfish" mean?
Whenever a boy gets a boner in a pool or beach area, it is referred to as a swordfish.
*Girl in bikini walks by
Man I feel a swordfish coming on!
Swordfish - what does it mean?
To run up on somebody from behind and penetrate their anus with your thumb.
Swordfishing- In dirty grandpa when papa shoves his thumb in grandsons ass during surprise attack.
Swordfish - meaning
To recieve oral from someone while sat at a desk.
Coined as a reference to the movie Swordfish, where a hacker is given a blowjob while attempting to hack into a government computer, sat at a computer desk.
"I got my girlfriend to give me a Swordfish."
"Woah, you are my god!"
"That's right."
Swordfish - definition
A type of fish only consumed by wealthy physicians as coined in 2012 by consensus at Georgetown School of Medicine
"When i was growing up i was always like, why do a lot of doctors live extravagantly, like drive mercedes and buy big ass houses...i thought medicine was a field of humility...now i find myself dreaming about swordfish dinners as i eat chinese food at my desk, where my chair is now indented perfectly to fit my ass" said Imraan while studying for his quarterly medical school exams.
Swordfish - slang
A monthly gathering of like-minded gentlemen devoted to good cigars, numerous libations, fine foods, humorous tales, and excellent adventures.
Swordfish will be at (insert name) house on Thursday June 1st.
Swordfish
Like a catfish but she is a he
I meant this swordfish on tinder, turns out she was a chick with a dick.
Swordfish
The term for a friend who single handedly ruins a group photo by staring in a direction not even closely related to the camera, as if he is a swordfish being distracted by a large shinny object.
Joe: Dude you werent even looking anywhere near the fucking camera! What were you looking at?
Ray: I don't know man, Im like a swordfish I get distracted easy.
Swordfish
Swordfish: Is a term used in high stakes gambling it means a million dollars$.
A saudi prince or some other rich fucker says put me down for a swordfish.