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What is swiftness?
When someone is super high on painkillers.
Person 1: *mumbles* I am so swifted right now.
Person 2: Iām so swifted too.
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Swiftness - what is it?
Anyone who nonstop spam mentions a girl consistently and/or is consecutively trying to flirt with one or multiple girls.
(Usually but not always does this because they've watched too much romance anime)
John: "Hey baby girl wanna kiss me?š"
Vanessa: "Ummmm no thanks."
Nick: "Ignore him Vanessa he is just swifting he says that to every girl."
What does "swiftness" mean?
Being very quick and stealth like thunder and lightning combined, if you are truely swift when u walk across water you shouldnt even touch it.
John is very swift in Combat.
Swiftness - what does it mean?
In reference to a person who is well-dressed. Saying that someone looks swift is the same as saying they look sharp, suave, or classy.
In his German-chocolate-colored suit, Leon Phelps looked swift.
Swiftness - meaning
To be in a short and unsatisfying relationship with Taylor Swift, only to have a write an insulting song about you after you break up.
Person 1: Did you hear? Harry Styles and Taylor Swift just broke up! He's totally about to be swifted!!
Person 2: Really? I guess he's about to join the ranks of Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, and all those other poor fools who got caught in the witch's trap.
Person 1: Wow, maybe she's the problem.
Person 2: It doesn't matter to her since she gets paid for every guy she swifts
Swiftness - definition
To write a song about someone who broke up with you much like Taylor Swift
(Person 1) John broke up with Lucy
(Person 2) Man she is so going to SWIFT him
(Person 1) I know she is probely SWIFTING him tonight at the show
(Person 2) man she probely all ready SWIFTED him!!!!
Swiftness - slang
A word meaning general awesomeness.
Man, that's swift!
Greer said the swiftest thing the other day.
Swiftness
A totally useless trucking company that hires only retards and unskilled drivers who usually fuck up so bad that they bring shame to the trucking community.
acronyms for S.W.I.F.T
1. See What I Fucked up Today
2. Sure Wish I Finished Training
3. So What If I Fuck Toddlers
4. T.F.I.W.S that's SWIFT backwards for Two Fags In A White Semi
Swiftness
A sickness caused by over consumption of Taylor Swift music. Symptoms include: Tears, over exuberant joy, anxiety, dizziness, shortness of breath, personality change.
May cause you to become bedridden for an undetermined amount of time. Treatments are yet to be discovered.
Sorry, can't chill, I've got The Swift
Swiftness
pure awesomeness associated with uber-epic people.
phrase usually said by people on infomercials for home-fitness training equipment and exercize dvds.
lame guy on infomercial: FEEL THE SWIFTNESS
you sitting at home watching tv: *dialing* hi i'd like to order 16 copies, please.