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What is swifting?
To be in a short and unsatisfying relationship with Taylor Swift, only to have a write an insulting song about you after you break up.
Person 1: Did you hear? Harry Styles and Taylor Swift just broke up! He's totally about to be swifted!!
Person 2: Really? I guess he's about to join the ranks of Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, John Mayer, and all those other poor fools who got caught in the witch's trap.
Person 1: Wow, maybe she's the problem.
Person 2: It doesn't matter to her since she gets paid for every guy she swifts
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Swifting - what is it?
To write a song about someone who broke up with you much like Taylor Swift
(Person 1) John broke up with Lucy
(Person 2) Man she is so going to SWIFT him
(Person 1) I know she is probely SWIFTING him tonight at the show
(Person 2) man she probely all ready SWIFTED him!!!!
What does "swifting" mean?
A word meaning general awesomeness.
Man, that's swift!
Greer said the swiftest thing the other day.
Swifting - what does it mean?
A totally useless trucking company that hires only retards and unskilled drivers who usually fuck up so bad that they bring shame to the trucking community.
acronyms for S.W.I.F.T
1. See What I Fucked up Today
2. Sure Wish I Finished Training
3. So What If I Fuck Toddlers
4. T.F.I.W.S that's SWIFT backwards for Two Fags In A White Semi
Swifting - meaning
A sickness caused by over consumption of Taylor Swift music. Symptoms include: Tears, over exuberant joy, anxiety, dizziness, shortness of breath, personality change.
May cause you to become bedridden for an undetermined amount of time. Treatments are yet to be discovered.
Sorry, can't chill, I've got The Swift
Swifting - definition
can be used as a noun, adjective, and verb; moving at a rapid pace
"we swifted from the scene" "hey man where are u" "oh im swifting to jamis's house" "aight"
"hey where is the condom?" "well actually i still have it on" "hold on i'll just swift it to the side"
"a swifting jerking motion"
Swifting - slang
The magic spell with the intention of changing bad to good by use of candle and salt ritual.
for swifting, you need a cookie sheet, and sea salt, and three candles (or a 3 layered candle) in the colors (top to bottom)black, brown, white. Encircle them with sea salt on a cookie sheet. Concentrating on your goal, light the dark one first and use it to light the brown one when it gets low, then do the same, brown to white. finally, use the white candle to burn a small piece of paper with your intended goal written on it. friendship to love, poor to rich, hate to friendship, etc.
Swifting
to put Taylor Swift on repeat for extended periods of time , taking advantage of the fact that she has a song for every emotion.
I've been swifting since Tuesday, when my boyfriend broke up with me.
Swifting
When someone steals your spotlight. Derived from Taylor Swift being "swifted" by Kanye West.
Everyone hates Kanye for swifting that innocent little girl like that.
Swifting
Taking a dookie in an educational establishment, with or without pants, but usually without.
"Chance, quit swifting!"