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What is stonking?
The act of pretending you made some sort of profit out of a useless trade
When you upvote your own post on Reddit:
"Stonks"
Buy buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of one:
"Stonks"
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stonking - video
Stonking - what is it?
When you trade 600 wheat for 1 emerald
News: Man sells TV for remote
Me, an intellectual: Stonks
What does "stonking" mean?
A term to express a financial decision that resulted in financial gain. Mostly used ironically.
*1998 Yahoo refuses to buy Google for $1 million
*2002 Yahoo realizes it’s mistake, tried to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
*2008 Yahoo refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion
*2016 Yahoo sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: “Stonks”
Stonking - what does it mean?
Being completely wasted.
Fuck me I'm hungover. I was stonking last night.
Stonking - meaning
adjective
(BrE) Tremendous. Via BoJo, connoting a similar capacity for uncertain, quasi-populist misgovernance and general demagoguery as this favourite Trumpian term.
We have had so much doubt and dubitation for such a long time, and the people of this country have given us tonight, I mean, this morning, a huge great stonking mandate because they want us to do one thing that you all know—they want us to get Brexit done.
—Boris Johnson (quoted accurately, without falsification!) on the UK general election and a hard Brexit
Stonking - definition
(UK) very sexually attractive (usually of girl)
That Brenda is fuckin' stonking
Stonking - slang
ive got a stonking headache
Stonking
massively awesome, grandly great. not often used, not many things are hells-yeah enough to call for it.
R.Crumb girls (long haired, big legged, and pumpkin-assed), 63 Cadillacs, Led Zeppelin: where those overlap, that is the world of "stonking": one of my favorite words.
Stonking
had a stonking time
Stonking
British colloquial: Impressive, wonderful
According to Metro the Pet Shop Boy's musical "Closer to Heaven" was "Stonking! 4 stars!"