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What is stonkered?
Slang for anything massive or large.
Check out my poo, it's a stonker!
stonkered - video
Stonkered - what is it?
ive got the stonker of a life time and its all for u!
What does "stonkered" mean?
1. An erect penis
2. A foolish or ittitating person.
3. Something really cool.
1. I got a stonker while watching an arousing film.
2. That John is such a stonker.
3. This cream cake is stonking!
Stonkered - what does it mean?
Past tense of 'to stonker'. Meaning to destroy someone during sexual intercourse leaving them unable to walk.
"Y'know Adam? Well, he was upstairs with Jennifer last night and he absolutely stonkered her!"
Stonkered - meaning
Brit: Said of something that is good, or exceptional.
Young Jimmy put in a stonker of a performance at the final of the football soccer and scored four goals.
Stonkered - definition
British Informal Slang
An erection or any other sign of sexual arousal.
Blimey, that singer gave me a real stonker!
Stonkered - slang
When you get a incredibly rock hard erection. Sometimes in the morning or when you’ve become turned on by something a bit kinky like an older lady whose showing a lot of cleavage.
Sometimes referred to as a ‘stonk on’
I’ve got a right stonker in my underwear after seeing her milf tits wobble in her low cut dress
I’ve got a stonk on and I need to knock on out.
Stonkered
To be stoned. Under the influence of Marijuana. THC poisoning, if you will.
"far out Matty, we're well stonkered"
"you know it Johnno."
Stonkered
To feel bloatedly full, primarily with food.
After I stuffed my face, I lay on the floor, stonkered.
Stonkered
To be severely affected by alcohol. Usually accompanied by loss of co-ordination, slurred speech and dishevelled appearance.
e.g. "I was so stonkered last night that I vomited on your cat."
e.g. "That guy's too stonkered to care that he just fell into the urinal."