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What is standie?
Used to describe a bar that is so full of people that you are forced to stand and find yourself holding your drink closer and closer to your chest to avoid spilling it every time someone bumps into you.
The Standy Test can be performed to determine a bar's level of standiness. Simply rock from side to side and if your shoulder bumps a person, the bar is indeed standy. If you are squished up to the people next to you like a mosh pit, the bar is very standy and you should probably leave.
Levels of Standy
1. Not standy - you are easily able to find a seat
2. Potentially standy - the bar is starting to fill up
3. Standy - there are no more seats left and you need to stake a claim on a chair as soon as someone abandons it
4. Very standy - You can barely make your way through the crowd to order a drink
Dude 1: "I'm at the bar, are you coming soon?"
Dude 2: "is it busy?"
Dude 1: "it's a little standy, but I got us a couple of seats at a table"
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Standie - what is it?
A handjob performed while both parties are standing up.
The first known occurrence took place in Fulham, London during 2015 where the standy j was executed against the living room door to stop fellow housemates in the room. The standy j was finalised with the recipient catching his own nectar, thus keeping the carpet stain free
We were having a tickle fight and before I knew it, she stood me up and gave me a standy J.
What does "standie" mean?
One who must be sporting pants so stiff, they are made less outgoing, less hip, or unable to jive.
"Michael said he didn't want to come camping with us."
"What a Standy Pants."
Standie - what does it mean?
An implement, fashioned from wood, used as a display stand and made by a man called Andrew.
Please put the brochures up on the Standy.
Standie - meaning
A thief.
Someone who wouldn't think twice about betraying their friends for a small sum of money.
Be careful around him; he’s Standy.
Standie - definition
The cutest and slim thickest couple that everyone wants to be
“Dang I wish we were like Standy .”
#relatable #goals #hot #mitosis
Standie - slang
Receiving a handy while in the standing position.
I got a standy last night in the unisex restroom from a tranny. It was awesome.
She was so horny when I got home she pulled down my shorts and gave me a standy.
Standie
Fuckin cunty gnar standie.
Standie
Short and much more to-the-point form of "standard". Mostly used among highly sophisticated individuals to define and applaud acts of normality. "Standy" can be used as both a noun and an adjective. A common phrase that stems from this term is 'Standy the Boy.'
This idiom does a nice job of simplifying the following: 'Wow, I just acknowledged how typical you are being at this moment and because of this, I will give you my approval and praise!'
Bob: "Hey Jeremy, did the Leafs win today?"
Jeremy: "They almost came back in the 3rd"
Bob: "Standy"
Alex: "I just got 100% on my chemistry midterm!"
Tyler: "Standy the boy!"
Hans: "Shit I just found out my midterm is in 3 hours"
Gordon: "Whoa, are you gonna study for it?"
Hans: "Nope gonna pull a standy"
Standie
a person who lives their life randomly with no idea whats going on or what will happen next, has an orgie amount of food in his garage, and eats a shit load of pie.
jacob seeley is a total standie
look at that damn standie eating waterwmelon
I got lost in the forest but thanks to that standie and his multiple cell phones I was able to call for help.
What kind of standie would give Joe a ride.
I saw a standie fixing up a focus