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What is cell phones?
A device used for looking less alone while in public places by yourself.
My cell phone is like a magical box of universe.
cell phones - video
Cell phones - what is it?
The thing of the past.
Today, pocket-sized computers that have (mostly) the same functions of a regular-sized desktop or laptop computer can do; i.e. read, write, surfing the web, look at the time and keeping time, listening to music, gaming (not the high-detail games like Skyrim, Call of Duty and such), e-mailing, etc.
The best feature these pocket-sized computers are well known for are the ability to call and text just like a cell phone, except a little more "modern". These are called "Smartphones".
Girl (on her 12th birthday): "YAAY! SOO excited! I got my first phone! I can't wait to show it to my friends at school!"
(The next day at school):
Girl: Hey, do you like my new cell phone? I got it got my birthday, yesterday."
Friend of Girl: "What is that ugly thing?? *scoff* You call that a phone? What is this, the 90's? Get a real phone like mine" *holds up a slim, shiny, new smartphone*
Girl: That's not a phone, that's a pocket sized computer!"
Friend of Girl: "Oh, true, but mine's still better than yours. Mine's the shit, yours is.... shit"
What does "cell phones" mean?
In the olden days, movie theatres used to have orchestras to accompany the film. Today, they have cell phones, a portable communication device sent from Hell. It is fine if used in moderation, but it almost never is.
"Marsha, I don't know what I'd do without you. But I'm afraid I must reveal that the secret killer of our lovers is…"
**Brii-i-i-i-i-i-iiiiii-i-i-iii-ii-ng!**
"Hello? Hi! Yeah. What's up? Uh-huh. Me too. Eh, nothing much. In the middle of a movie. What? No, I didn't yet. Wait…hold on. People are being rude and throwing things at me."
Cell phones - what does it mean?
My parents called me on my cell phone to make sure I wasn't having sex.
Cell phones - meaning
A device for communicating with others needlessly. Day in. Day out. Whenever. Wherever. Good for holding up lines in stores, traffic, etc. Also the latest technology found in ghettos-overtaking the more common "boom box".
Typical cell phone conversation: Hey, where you at? I'm over here. Oh. What? I dunno. I'll be there in 5 seconds....oh wait I can see you! Hey! Whats up? Wait...let me call you back. Why? Huh? Can you here me? Guess what? My phone bill was only $90 this month. Etc.....
Cell phones - definition
Objects which are beginning to be given to little girls in 2nd grade who have no place to go thus have no reason to hvae one except to show it off, which pisses me off. They prance around in their little midriff baring shirts trying to be Brotney Spears when infact they look like little spoiled riches bitch sluts, whose parents have no idea what the words Discipline, and hard work mean.
Becky: Like OMG Stacy I just got the coolest new cell.
Stacy: Like OMG we can use it when we drive our barbie jeeps around the block.
Me(overhearing the conversation): WTF
Cell phones - slang
A small communication device that is very useful to the owner if it used right.
However, many people abuse this fact and multitask when they're driving and if they're doing work that requires monotasking.
An example of this? Just watch somebody driving and about 78% of the time you'll see someone blabbering away on a cell phone.
Cell phones
A device that popular teenage girls use to waste their parents' money.
Lisa talked to her boyfriend on her cell phone for 9 days without stopping. The call cost her parents $50,000.
Cell phones
The term the crack-heads across the street use to secretly talk about their drug or drugs. YEs, we know what you're talking about.
Katey: "Billy, where's my cell phone?"
Billy: "It's in your fucking hand you stupid bitch."
Katey: "Where's my cell phone?"
Billy: " You're fucking talking on it." (Then walks inside all angry and shit.)
Billy: (comes out, hands her something and says) "Here's your fucking cell phone!" (Bag of crack)
Katey: "It's not enough."
Then they argue for like a half an hour, then he finally says, "Bitch, HEAD SHOT! Fuck off and die!"
And they both squeal tires out of there driving in different directions.
loudest fucking neighbors ever, I swear.
Cell phones
A number you should NEVER EVER give to your boss.
Trust me on this one