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What is mitosis?

When a group chat splits off into a smaller group chat, excluding members that are problematic or no longer part of the friend group. More discreet than straight up removing someone.

I knew that Caitlyn would confront us about removing her from our group chat, so we had a group chat mitosis.

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Mitosis - what is it?

An uncommon term for sexual intercourse. Derived from the fact that mitosis is a method of reproduction, as well as that mitosis in reverse could be interpreted as two people entering each other (a common term for sex)

Person A: Reverse Mitosis would just kind of be sex, right?
Person B: Wh... What the fuck has to go through your head to produce that thought?
Person A: No, but think about it. Wouldn't two cells joining together to produce only one cell kind of just be the same thing as sexual reproduction?
Person B: Do not make me think about this for any longer.

Wanna do some Reverse Mitosis later?

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What does "mitosis" mean?

The process by which an email, which you are copied on, has replicated each of its replies, separated the thread into several identical threads, each containing in its own new information from the others copied, without you knowing what the fuck is going on anymore

Hey I was looking into that Baggage that got lost and I found that it wasn't in our storage facility.

Yeah, everyone already knew that because Someone else found it found it like an hour ago, I guess you weren't on that thread...

I think urban dictionary should have a definition about "email mitosis" to describe that phenomenon.

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Mitosis - what does it mean?

When a groupchat splits off into a smaller groupchat, excluding members that are problematic or no longer part of the friend group. More discrete than straight-up removing someone.

I knew Ben would be mad and confront us if we removed him from the groupchat, so we had a groupchat mitosis!

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Mitosis - meaning

Verb. Transitive.

Conveying properties or current conditions of your toes.

Examples:
1. So I'm walking through the Chicago streets barefoot in January and I says to myself "Damn, mitosis cold!"
2. When she saw me hanging from the branch upside down, she asked me how I could do that and I said "Mitosis very long".

3. Mitosis so smart. They explains cell division to me - in terms even I could understanding.

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Mitosis - definition

sticking your toes up into something

mitosis in your ass

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Mitosis - slang

What you say when a biologist steps on your foot.

What does James Charles say when a biologist steps on his foot?
β€œHey! You stepped on mitosis!”

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Mitosis

this is a scientific penis. this is how you refer to a penis but scientifically.

friend: β€œhey isn’t that a mitosis?”
science teacher: β€œyou were right! now class, a mitosis is the way of referring to a penis but scientifically.”

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Mitosis

A theorized way that Asians reproduce. In this process, the asian begins to swell, and eventually splits in half into two separate entities. Rarely ever seen in public, this is the main reason why most Asians look nearly identical.

"Wow, that kid looks like he's about to go through mitosis!"

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Mitosis

A method used my living cells to reproduce A sexually. A single mother cell is divided into 2 equal daughter cells with equal chromosomes, and other organelles such as the nucleus.

The cells reproduce by Mitosis.

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