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What is stallone?
When an individual has become so intoxicated, usually with a combination of alcohol and marijuana, that they begin to resemble Sylvester Stallone in speech and appearance.
Symptoms include: slurred speech, being exceedingly difficult to understand, and drooping of lower lip or eyelids giving the impression of partial face paralysis.
Onlooker:"Hey everybody, Joel is Stalloned!"
Joel: "Meh.... Dawhy is duuuhbeer guh duh dere?..... Yo Adrian... uuuuh... beer"
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Stallone - what is it?
Looking something up because of how impossible or absurd it sounds.
The name comes from the Sylvester Stallone story of how he sold his dog for $150 in desperation, because he was flat broke and needed funds to pursue getting his Rocky screen play purchased and getting the lead role in the movie. After he got the script sold, he re-purchased the dog from the guy he sold it to for $15,000 and had to cast the guy in Rocky as part of the deal.
So the story goes...
Is it true? Stallone it to find out
What does "stallone" mean?
1. Women or Men who have exceptionally thick and stubby fingers, much like Sylvester Stallone.
2. Sausage Fingers
I can't use this small ass QWERTY keyboard with these damn Stallones.
Stallone - what does it mean?
Women's open toed shoes that are wrongly sized, causing the toes to hang over the front of the shoes (like Stallone in Cliffhanger).
Guy: "Damn girl, where you get those Stallones from?"
Girl: "Stallones? These are stilettos."
Guy: "Nah, those are Stallones."
Stallone - meaning
The inevitable, long lasting and sometimes painful erection which occurs after watching the entire "Rocky" saga from beginning to end.
"Dude, I just finished Rocky Balboa and I'm sporting a Stalloner that could make Clubber Lang pity HIMSELF."
Stallone - definition
Derived from the Stallone movie "Cliffhanger", having boogie hanging from the nasal passages. Can also refer to poop that refuses to release itself from the anus.
I had some nasty Stallone's hanging from my ass, so I wiped it on the bathroom wall.
Stallone - slang
A catholic redemption story about a bullied, weak and fragile boy with a weird mother; who grew up, buffed up (steroids), and made shit films that were excessively violent to vent the fustrations of his heavy past.
Angry boy: "I'm so mad I could just do a Stallone.
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when you or your opponent bet over the top in a game of texas hold em.
a homage to the classic sylvester stallone 80s flick, over the top.
you know you have successfully 'stalloned' your opponent when he/she folds at the sheer amazement of your ridiculous sized bet.
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to blow smoke inadvertently in someone's immediate direction.
Paul's wife accidentally got stalloned when she walked in on him hot boxing the garage.
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The act of a woman shitting on a glass table while their parner lays underneath them and punches the clown to this beautiful sight
that guy got stalloned yo!