Definder - what does the word mean?

What is spoop?

To spew feces all over someone.

Spoop: To spew feces onto someone else.
Example:
Person 1: I hate Morning Wood
Person 2: So punch it and make it go away
Person 1: I am NOT punching my dick!
Person 2: Then I'll do it for you.
Person 1: If you punched me in the dick I would fist your asshole.
Person 2: No you wouldn't, because then I would end up spooping all over you like last time.

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Spoop - what is it?

the mixture of sperm and poop left as evidence of some butt humping

Josh: Is that spoop on your chest?
Kevin: I must have missed some in my attempts to gurgle!

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What does "spoop" mean?

The substance which leaks out of a gay man's ass after anal sex without a condom. ie spermy poop

Jean Claude noticed that his lover's underwear were spoop stained.

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Spoop - what does it mean?

A slimy mixture of shit and cum. This phenomenon usually occurs after anal cream pies, when one contracts the semen out of their ass (usually for visual stimulative purposes) to unknowingly present it mingled with their own shit juices.

Guy 1: I was all excited all after loading that bitch's ass with my spooge... until she forced it out with the chipotle burrito she had for lunch.
Guy 2: Weak. What did you do?
Guy 1: I put the spoop on a frozen waffle and made the bitch eat it.
Guy 2: Not weak.

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Spoop - meaning

spoop may be used in any situation where ambiguity regarding a person/object/substance's origin, constitution or intent exists.

Jesus H. Chrizzist! Whats all this spoop in the sink?

Ok. Who spooped all over my Supreme Chalupa!?

Watch that dude. I hear he partakes in spoopicide.

At 8:13 this morning, known spoopicidal maniac ____ ______ was arrested outside of his home in South Beach, Florida.

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Spoop - definition

Sperm that is felched out of a gay man's ass.

"My gay roommate took a huge dump in the bathroom and left spoop all over the place."

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Spoop - slang

1. used to replace any swear-word.

spoopid
1. stupid

a) You're a spoophead.
b) Go spoop yourself, you spooping spoop.
c) You are spoopid.

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Spoop

a combination of the words "speed" and "poop," together meaning a quick poop.

Thank god it was a spoop, or else I would have been late to the meeting.

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Spoop

when one spanks the monkeywhile simultaneously sinking a battleship. see pulp fiction before the guy misses all six shots

is he shitting?
i think hes beating off.
maybe its both?
WHO SPOOPS!?

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Spoop

A even spookier meaning of the word "Spook".
The language this is most used in are skeletons and their battle commands, in their language it means. "Good calcium makes strong bones!" Which makes them fight even harder, or as they say. "Spook"

Oh fuck, oh fuck man, oh god no! I just came back from the bone zone and all the spoopy skeletons were out to get me. I almost got spooped so hard I could've died!

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