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What is present it?
A pre-emptive resentment; getting pissed before anything actually happens.
Presentments are pretty much the only thing I donβt procrastinate about: why wait till someone has actually done you wrong when you can get a presentment now? Get out ahead of it!
present it - video
Present it - what is it?
Presentaion:/ΛprΙz ΙnΛteΙͺ ΚΙn, Λpri zΙn-/ Set number of agonizing minutes of exclusive divided attention (divided among you & your lousy slides, facebook, youtube, email, myspace, text messages, chats + other cool websites and iphone apps) intended for explaining to a group of unwilling students what took you 3 weeks to partially understand and one night to put on powerpoint.
The presentation was great, I watched annoying orange on youtube instead.
What does "present it" mean?
A word that illiterate people use instead of "presenting" becasue htey dont know how to say "presenting"
Me: Hey, you presenting today?
Illiterate Moron: Yah mon, im presentating.
Present it - what does it mean?
When you have to take a crap really bad and you feel the poop coming out.
We need to get home so I can take a shit. I think I'm presenting.
Present it - meaning
the singular moment when you are most susceptible to a heart attack.
teacher: "we are having a presentation tomorrow"
student: "dies of a heart attack"
Present it - definition
Showing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner
Omg that guy is certainly presenting,
His 8 inches is presenting itself.
Present it - slang
The exact moment all of your blood cells decide to go directly to your dick
Me: I will begin my Presentation by starts off with Alabama being-
Girl: why dose Carl having a boner?
Present it
The act of one Presenting oneself for sexual gratification in all your glory.
She presented herself to me, for which I gladly received her body.
Present it
A word with too many goddamn definitions.
She's presently present, so I'll present my present.
Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.
Present it
Best existing comeback to the insult "Suck my dick."
It is often used to test the other person to see if they do present it and if they don't they will be called a "pussy".
If the other does in fact present it, proceed with an insult about his penis.
Andrew: Suck my dick
Evan: Present it.
(Andrew whips it out)
Evan: HAHA! Look at Andrew's little penis!