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What is semi?Halfway between a hard on and a totally flaccid penis. Interestingly, the semi-on is becoming rarer and rarer in today's society, eclipsed as it is by the boner and the laredo. The semi-on's natural habitat is middle school and high school locker rooms, where it is created by young boys in an effort to demonstrate their virility. Intriguingly it is often understood as a sign of faggotry, resulting in a beat down for the perpetrator rather than the expected admiration. Jimmy masturbated a bit before showering with the other boys: he wanted to look his best in front of everyone. He proudly entered the shower flaunting his semi-on. Later that night, surgeons were unfortunately unable to completely reattach Jimmy's left testicle, as its trip through the sewage system had left it in a rather poor condition. semi - meme gifsemi - videoSemi - what is it?Typically a Ben, someone that is closely related to the following fictional characters: Remy and Sid Theyβre just such a semy What does "semi" mean?Not quite a full on panic attack, but getting there. I smoked hella herb and I'm having a semi. Semi - what does it mean?yo when we go to tha club tonight...be sure to pack a semi Semi - meaningSay "semeh" or "semi hot up" or "semi hot" You've just picked up and ate a sweet from the pick and mix section in a store. You're friend says, "semi" Semi - definitionA person who has a high tolerance, or can take numerous shots, blows, etc, but remains stoic or unfazed. The usual context is referring to a person in a fight or a person drinking numerous shots. He's not even fazed. We got ourselves a full-blown semi. Semi - slang1 -(n.) Any semi-automatic weapon; semi-shots, smg's, etc. (pronounced "seh-MEE") 1 - "Semi's are only half as fun as automatics." Semithe in-between state of a limp dick and a usable hard-on. can be on the way to hard, on the way back from hard, or never allowed to get more than 60% (+/-) hard. many a young man learn to hide their semi with text books after day-dreaming in class Semithe state of a penis which is not altogether flaccid nor erect. It will often occur at inopportune embarrasing times and will be brought on purposefully by a cunning sexy woman pretending she has no idea what she is doing. "why are you still friends with some of your ex-boyfriends?" SemiNot quite an erection, but getting there. When I saw Milla Jovovich's boobies I got a semi. |
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