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What is Jean Claude?
Scottish rhyming slang, generally accepted as a longer version of fandan. Used to describe an annoying person.
"Aye, see that wee prick Smudger, he's a Jean Claude Fan Dan"
Jean Claude - video
Jean Claude - what is it?
Jean Claude Van Damme nicknamed "The Muscles From Brussels" born in Belgium is one of the worlds greatest martial arts movie stars. Van Damme got his first shot at the screens by doing a jump round-house kick infront of a producer as he left a hotel after having dinner, in turn the producer gave him a shot a the Hollywood screens. Since then Van Damme has gone on to create awesome martial arts movies like:
In HELL (2003), Black Eagle (1988), Bloodsport (1988), Cyborg (1989), Death Warrant (1990), Desert Heat (1999), Double Impact (1991), Double Team (1997), Hard Target (1993), Kickboxer (1989), Knock Off (1998), Legionnaire (1998), Lionheart (1990), Maximum Risk (1996), Monk, The (2001), No Retreat No Surrender (1985), Nowhere to Run (1993), Replicant (2001), Street Fighter: The Movie (1995), Sudden Death (1995), The Quest (1996), Timecop (1994), Universal Soldier (1992), Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)
Jean Claude Van Damme is a legend to martial arts and training martial artists all over the world. He is a isperation to all. Great Guy
What does "Jean Claude" mean?
An exclamation one yells out when, upon turning on the telly, you are unpleasantly surprised by the presence of a horrid Jean-Claude Van Damme movie.
"Jean-Claude God Damn! I give one lousy thumbs up to a Chuck Norris flick, and now my Tivo is infested with this asshole!"
"Jean-Claude God Damn! If they rerun Timecop one more time I'm going on a killing spree"
Jean Claude - what does it mean?
Van Damme is the biggest pimp on the face of the earth
Jean Claude - meaning
The most impressive of upright shitting postures, this elite maneuver is accomplished by placing one heel on the top of the toilet tank while standing over the bowl. Accuracy while straddling the toilet is key in placing the anus over the water.
Dude I just Jean Claude van Deuced upstairs and pulled a hip flexor.
Jean Claude - definition
When a guy cums on two buns and slaps them onto your arse so they stick before eating you out.
It was a great night after he did a dirty Jean-Claude on me
Jean Claude - slang
A fine-ass guy that always makes you feel happy around them. He can be flexing all the time to make people fall in love and can be a player. He makes you laugh all the time but can be joking around too much.
Damnnn look at that guy! I’m sure he’s a Jean Claude!!
Jean Claude
Any martial arts movement such as a kick, throw, or hold.
Negro, did you have to go Jean claude on him?
Jean Claude
The sexy Master Vampire in Laurell K. Hamiltons Anita Blake series.
Jean Clause was Master of St. Louis, he as the best of the best and he wanted me.
Jean Claude
A hot guy with sexy physic and eyes. Can't stay with just one woman because his a subconscious player to death and most men wanna be him and women want to in him. He's seduction is a trance that too few could understand, which leads you wanting more.
Girl 1: I meet this guy last night, he was fun, seductive and playful but I forgot his name!
Girl 2: He sounds like a Jean Claude for sure.
Girl 1: Yes that was his name.