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What is Jean Claude Van Damme?
Where a man proceeds to perform the jean claude van damme styled splits between a set of chairs and has a girl give him a rim job while dressed as chun li
"Bro, sophie gave me the best jean claude van damme experience of my life!"
Jean Claude Van Damme - video
Jean Claude Van Damme - what is it?
Iām pretty sure he is a fashion guy, I only did this for the example bit below
ASHLEY: JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME IS AN ICON
Will: WELLLLL JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMN IM FINE
What does "Jean Claude Van Damme" mean?
Belgian shokotan-ass guy that does the splits in an effort to get closer to the coke on the floor. Fucked up his career with coke and backstabbing. Pissed of Frank W Dux, the guy he portrayed in bloodsport
his acting skills are shitty.
Jean Claude Van Damme - what does it mean?
a modifier to place emphasis on a certain observation about a person, usually oneself
"Jean Claude van DAMME, I'm good-looking!"
Jean Claude Van Damme - meaning
The definition of ass-kicking
That guy kicks so much ass, you'd think he was Jean-Claude Van Damme
Jean Claude Van Damme - definition
star of many amazing films such as bloodsport and kick boxer.
wow! theres jean claude van damme, doing roundhouses
Jean Claude Van Damme - slang
Jean Claude Van Damme nicknamed "The Muscles From Brussels" born in Belgium is one of the worlds greatest martial arts movie stars. Van Damme got his first shot at the screens by doing a jump round-house kick infront of a producer as he left a hotel after having dinner, in turn the producer gave him a shot a the Hollywood screens. Since then Van Damme has gone on to create awesome martial arts movies like:
In HELL (2003), Black Eagle (1988), Bloodsport (1988), Cyborg (1989), Death Warrant (1990), Desert Heat (1999), Double Impact (1991), Double Team (1997), Hard Target (1993), Kickboxer (1989), Knock Off (1998), Legionnaire (1998), Lionheart (1990), Maximum Risk (1996), Monk, The (2001), No Retreat No Surrender (1985), Nowhere to Run (1993), Replicant (2001), Street Fighter: The Movie (1995), Sudden Death (1995), The Quest (1996), Timecop (1994), Universal Soldier (1992), Universal Soldier: The Return (1999)
Jean Claude Van Damme is a legend to martial arts and training martial artists all over the world. He is a isperation to all. Great Guy
Jean Claude Van Damme
Made for TV movie king!! I think his only film to mae it to the cinema was also his shitest...Street Fighter.
Man 9pm channel 5 another Van Damme films on!
Jean Claude Van Damme
A ballerina from Belgium with a speech impediment who really likes to do splits.
Van Damme hasn't made a good movie yet, though, he keeps trying, which is great because now we get to celebrate his mediocrity with him --how original.
I've actually heard he's a pretty nice guy which makes little difference to most Americans because they have no fuckin' clue where Belgium actually is located on a map since Geography and History are both taught as one subject in school.
Person 1: Did you see the last Jean Claude Van Damme movie?
Person2: Please tell me it will be his last --ever.
Person1: He didn't make any promises.
Person2: Oh my god, help me! I've been Van Dammed!
Jean Claude Van Damme
Van Damme is the biggest pimp on the face of the earth