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What is constitution?
1: A now-irrelevant document which once provided freedom for Americans. Replaced by the Patriot Act, a sugar-coated document that repeals all civil liberties that Americans once enjoyed.
2: The Bush administration's toilet paper.
The Constitution WAS an important document in American history.
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Constitution - what is it?
bowel movement, poo, dump, crap--- generally in the morning
Having a bowl of Irish oatmeal helped him with his morning constitutional.
What does "constitution" mean?
A magical document that always agrees with you.
You can't charge $14 for movie popcorn because the Constitution says so!
Constitution - what does it mean?
Pooping. Having a bowel movement worth taking a long time. Someone who takes a morning constitutional is often said to be a member of the "ten minute club."
Finished my coffee, now is time for my morning constitutional.
Constitution - meaning
A document which proclaims and defines the fundamental right of women to sexual equality with respect to the freedom to go about bare-chested in public with the same legal impunity that is enjoyed by men.
She joked that the first and second amendments to the ConsTITution guaranty freedom of beach and the right to bare breasts.
Constitution - definition
"obey"
1. an antique document. out of date in the u.s.a.
whats a "constitution"? an ice-hockey-team?
Constitution - slang
Something made irrelavent by Bush
George W Bush: "That constitution makes great toilet paper!"
Constitution
The greatest form of writing to ever exist. It is the only true thing that shows how much freedom we're supposed to be having in the USA. However, dumbasses like George W. Bush have never even looked at it and conservatives think they can change it around to meet their own selfish needs and beliefs.
Too bad our president isn't doing things that are said in the Constitution.
Constitution
Was last seen burning in George Bush's fireplace
makes great smores that smell like freedom!
Constitution
Once the writen law of the United States, now it's just spare toilet paper for the White House.
Bit by bit, the Constitution is being turned into a useless piece of paper.