Definder - what does the word mean?

What is freedom?

what americans think they have, but they really don't and never will/

teacher: you guys are lucky you live in a free country! freedom is the reason you get to be in this classroom today!
me: but were forced to be here...if we dont come we go to juvie.
teacher: .....

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Freedom - what is it?

adj.
largely meaningless trash word which is addended to other words so as to veil or distort their true meanings. Had previously great value; associated strongly with liberty, progress, and rationality in the past. Momentum of previous usage allows this word to be tossed around for the purpose of distracting or disarming listeners just before you try and pull a verbal fast one.

My freedom fries are too dry. Super-size me a freedom cola.

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What does "freedom" mean?

A substitute for "French" in any context.

Ted freedom kissed Janie in the back of the room while the teacher was going over verb conjugations in third-period freedom class.

Bob: "Is that Jean-Francois kid Spanish?"
Joe: "No he's a dirty fucking freedom-man. Pardon my freedom."

Bob: "That was straight-up sick how you freedom inhaled that last bong hit."
Joe: "Hell yeah! Yo man I got the munchies...let's go to Denny's for some freedom fries and freedom toast with a side of freedom bread."

Bob: "I'll have some freedom."
Order-taker: "Freedom what?"
Bob: "Just plain freedom."
Order-taker: "OK, that'll be $1.05. We'll have that right out for you."

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Freedom - what does it mean?

A very simple, effective rebuttal for anyone that dares to attack our leaders policies. Additionally, this word is a trademark of the leader.

Guest: But there were no WMD's, and Iraq didnt have anything to do with 9/11.

Sean Hannity: I see, you hate Freedom.

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Freedom - meaning

Freedom is what your sperm cheer as they are ejaculated from your penis either during coitus or masturbation.

The other day I was procrasterbating, and when I came, my cum shouted "freedom".

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Freedom - definition

the ability to speak your mind, even if other people don't want to hear it, without anyone stoping you.

here in america, we are supposed to have freedom of speech.

it is important to always question authority (always)

think for yourself

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Freedom - slang

Feeling a breeze against one's cock and balls.

John felt freedom after going commando.

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Freedom

1. Freedom is society providing a semi level playing field for individuals to pursue goals and achieve or fail as the individuals character allows.
2. Freedom is a society providing opportunity for the individual to live by the principles which are correct for that individual.
3. Something Mel Gibson says in Braveheart before he opens a can.

1. Freedom allowed Bill Gates to take a money bath after taking the initiative to design some of the best software allowed.
2. Freedom allowed me to not go to a mosque, because that's not right for me.
3. Frrreeeeeeeeeddooooom! (Slaughters the freedom oppressors)

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Freedom

An attribute strongly sought by America.

More laws strngthen the bars of your prison.

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Freedom

To be Free. To be able to live how you want to live.

"You can't separate peace from freedom because no one can be at peace unless he has his freedom." Malcolm x

"While the State exists, there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." Lenin

"Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it"Malcolm X

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