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What is spongey?

Something not quote right. Just a little off.

I know someone who did molly and then acted spongey.
Did you see that girl dancing last night? She looked so spongey.
Pouring milk in your nose is a spongey thing to do.

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Spongey - what is it?

When you are absolutely ready to soak something up; to be fully ready for the experience to come. Derived from Spongebob Squarepantsā€™ famous saying ā€œIā€™m ready, Iā€™m ready.ā€ Can be used in all contexts, including: sexual experiences, first dates, watching favorite movies, going out with friends, etc.

Example A
Nicole: Did you hear Ariana Grande is going to be on the Voice?
John: As a judge?
Nicole: Yes! Iā€™m so spongey for the show to come back again. It was getting hella dry.

Example B
Nicole: Demon Slayer Season 2 comes out in a October!
John: I know Iā€™m hella spongey to see Tanjiro slay some demons!

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What does "spongey" mean?

it means you have a very spongey face and you absorb all the water in your face

Susan spongey face is very squishy that her pimple pops out

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Spongey - what does it mean?

Obesity , wobbly fatness

Person 1 :Dam that son of a bitch is rediculously fat

Person 2 :Too many spongey puds my friend, too many spongey puds

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Spongey - meaning

A generic term for someone who is generally un-clean or goes extended periods of time without washing

Johnson: "I just went an entire week without changin my underwear or socks"

Hunter: "What a spongey Dave!"

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Spongey - definition

Defined as a whore or a slut.

You see that girl over there? She is such a spongey bitch. She's been known to soak up more nut than planters.

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Spongey - slang

The greatest sponge ever, taken away from us so unduely. Oh cruel, heartless injustice, why do you mock me so?

Sponge
a poem for spongey.
I know you have gone to a better place, but you will always have a place in our hearts


spongey, spongey, spongey my love
taken away so fast
no warning, swept away like a river of loss
thoughtless actions the result of thoughtless parents
but where did you go?
they tried to replace you, bastards, bastards, cunts
i love you spongey, and now you are gone

a quick message to Steph's parents,
i hope you learn that love is not for rent
you broke my heart, it is twisted and bent
you did the world injustice
i hope you know the sorrow you caused
the tears that will be shedded
now that our beloved sponge is bedeaded
you fucks, look what you did!
replaced our hearts with a two for one offer
Tesco; the landlord, powerwhore is going to burn

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Spongey

A hot girl/guy, used as code word for a person that TURNS ONE ON.

Jimmy thinks Britney Spears is sexy, therefore Britney Spears is spongey.

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Spongey

An item or person that is generally agreed to be good, but for no particularly specifiable reason, thereby giving off a general aura of genuine 'goodness'.
Having genuine worth (unlike shifty) but achieving it effortlessly (unlike stripper)
Being spongey is an extremely desirable state of existence

Forget about that tart Katrina, she's stripper. Not like Kristine; now there's a spongey chick.

Spent last night round at Jamie's place, had a few beers, watched the footy - it was spongey.

Gees when I first met Kirby I thought she was shifty...but once you get to know her she's actually pretty spongey

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Spongey

someone who robs/ponces/scrounges from his mates and anyone around him.

that spankee is a right spongey!

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