Definder - what does the word mean?

What is splenda?

An adjective describing something that is so freakin sweet it can only be described as "sweeter than sweet".

Pedro, that jump was splenda.

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Splenda - what is it?

1. (n.) Brand-name sugar substitute;
2. (adj.) Synonym for "sweet";
3. (adj.) Shortened version of "splendid";
4. (adj.) Describing one who is excessively perky and cheerful.

1. Pass the Splenda, please.
2. Your new car is splenda, man!
3. Jolly good, ole chap. Absolutely spenda.
4. Patty Simcox in "Grease" is so splenda.

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What does "splenda" mean?

used as a pet name for a thin girl.

I call her splenda because shes just as sweet, but zero the calories

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Splenda - what does it mean?

Commonly known as a sugar substitue, Splenda may also be used as an adjective referring to a bisexuality. In addition, sugar is also used as an adjective when referring to somone who is homosexual.

" Girl, give it up. That man is splenda. Next he'll be lovin' it up on your brother."

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Splenda - meaning

To get a kiss from and Asian.

Give me some splenda!

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Splenda - definition

That horrid sweetner that claims to taste like sugar when it only taste like shit. Now soccermoms want thier kids to use this shit too. It tastes bitter and leaves a wierd feeling on the back of your throat.

*on box* "splenda made from sugar and tastes like sugar"

me: "I'm gonna try this when I get home."

me: *drinks coffee* "Fucking liars."

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Splenda - slang

Being sweet to a girl with the intention of fucking her only.

(after fucking a girl)
Girl: you're so sweet!
You: splenda.
Girl: What?
You: splenda! I'm sweet, but I'm so fake!

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Splenda

Someone who acts very sweet, but is actually faking it just to get attention

You're such a damn splenda, you fake bitch.

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Splenda

artificial sweetner that tastes like crap

stop putting it in your diet drinks, Jones Soda co.!

diet jones sucks because it uses splenda

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Splenda

Fairly new artificial sweetener that some people think may be dangerous, but the Splenda people, of course, deny it.
What to do?

OMG what am I gonna do about my rash I got after eating splenda?

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