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What is spitzering?
A middle-aged man who prefers younger women - and not in a good way.
The opposite of a sleazier style of cougar.
"Can you believe how that old guy tried to hit on my girlfriend? What a spitzer!"
or
"You think she's a cougar? You should see my boss - he's a real spitzer!"
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Spitzering - what is it?
A married, government official, who gets caught administering substantial amounts of money to have sex with a prostitute(s) over the course of many months/years well aware how wrong it is and the consequences.
I hope one day when I become governor of New York I do not become a spitzer, and if I do, I hope I do not have a coach sleezy happen to me.
What does "spitzering" mean?
To lay pipe on a prostitute. It can also refer to getting cockblocked by the police or the Feds while trying to lay pipe on a prostitute.
"I spitzered the hell out of this hooker last night."
OR "Right as I took off my pants, I got spitzered by some undercover cop"
Spitzering - what does it mean?
If one engages in a wrong activity, confident that one will not get caught, but the activity unexpectedly emerges to the surface and brings the downfall, one spitzers himself.
Johnny spitzered himself when his plagiarism he committed fifteen years ago was caught: he lost his tenure.
Spitzering - meaning
spit-zer-ize
Verb
1. The act of spending a large sum of money on an expensive prostitute, similar to how Eliot Spitzer spent large sums of money on prostitute Ashley Dupre.
Man, when I get my bonus next quarter, I'm totally gonna spitzerize that shit.
Spitzering - definition
To lose your job because you got caught paying for something you should have gotten for free anyway.
Elliot Spitzer got fired after getting caught with a 3 diamond prostitute.
Don't get spitzered man, you can totally talk that vendor into giving you that stuff for free.
Jimmy was spitzered from the dairy farm. He bought the cow when he could have got the milk for free.
Spitzering - slang
when a well known political figure gets caught with his pants down.
the Dems will win the election if McCain gets spitzerized.
Spitzering
To unexpectedly -- and spectacularly -- destroy your career in a single act so obviously wrong that having someone tell you "you should know better" would be blatantly redundant
Bob was on track to make regional manager until he spitzered himself
Spitzering
To have a squeaky clean image while doing freaky shit on the side.
Sure he goes to church every Sunday, but he be spitzering with a dwarf prostitute and a donkey with one leg every Saturday night.
Spitzering
a well know john getting exposed by a prostitute so she can cash in.
careful Mayor, you could get spitzered.
Hey LeBron, don't be goin there, she knows who you are and you could get spitzered.