|
|||||
What is tenure?A university professor who has reached tenure, but loves giving anyone and everyone a hard time no matter what. Man 1: Have you responded to Franβs service ticket? tenure - meme giftenure - videoTenure - what is it?The difference in the overall personalities and classroom behavior between teachers (specifically high school teachers) who have received tenure, and those who have not. For example, a teacher without tenure may be overly cautious in class in order to avoid offending anybody in the slightest, whereas a tenured teacher simply couldn't give a shit. Person 1: "Hey, dude, how do you think our chemistry teacher got away with whipping his dick out in class?" What does "tenure" mean?When a higher status, entitled, "tenured" professor gets angry at, shouts at, or "rages" against those lower in status then him (usually its done by males). Often directed at untenured faculty, secretaries & admin, or PhD students over minor issues or perceived slights to their high status. That guy Professor Zuck really tenure raged yesterday at the faculty meeting when someone suggested we have fewer meetings. Tenure - what does it mean?A neurological condition found in academic professors with tenure. The lack of intellectual challenge, combined with ~100% job security after receiving tenure, causes their mental faculties to dwindle to the point where they become mentally challenged. "Dr. Asshat has a horrible case of tenure rot - he asked me if spinach was a plant yesterday." Tenure - meaningNoun, Paul - "Hey Jeff, why did you let Jasmine say that about you?" Tenure - definitionSomething college professors get when they are offered a life-time position at a college. I have tenure so I can conduct my class however I want without worry of being fired Tenure - slang1. An affliction that disrupts economies of academic production that is most commonly observed amongst academics who have received tenure and give no fucks about 'outcomes', 'metrics' and basically getting any measurable shit done. Not to be confused with laziness or incompetence, or even aloofness; the causes are usually benevolent, but symptoms manifest towards early career researchers that have never known the luxury of free thought. Secondary symptoms can include, "'Did we get that paper in for publication on time?' 'No, prof. x Tenuritis' was acting up so no one gets the publication point'" Tenurea Godless action taken by colleges and universities across America to keep their teachers and professors from leaving their institutions to work elsewhere by guaranteeing their "right to work" for life at the college and/or university of their chosen employment. the reason this is "Godless" is it allows the teachers and professors to teach their own perverted agendas which therefore brainwashes our youth to believe personal lies over generally accepted unalienable truths, that made America great in the first place. bill: i hate my political science professor. if i don't believe what he believes, he'll flunk me, and i do not agree with him at all politically. the man's a communist and believes in collective thought. TenureA teacher's dream that allows them to screw around his/or students and not have to teach. "Man Mrs. Johnson is such a bitch ever since she got her tenure. Now that mean, old, and ugly bitch can wear short skirts and ass tight low cut shirts that show off her fake tits. Basically, she can do anything besides screwing or killing one her students and have no worries about being fired." Tenurean acronym that stand for: my professor is completely awful because he's tenured |
|||||
www.Definder.net Powered by Urban Dictionary |