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What is vendor?One who sells vaginas with little class or respect for their trade, either directly, as in a barefoot streetworker, or indirectly, as in a hairy-palmed pimp or the thick-tongued proprietor of a sex shop. i asked if she had a condom and the cunt-vendor just laughed. vendor - meme gifvendor - videoVendor - what is it?A really, really huge black dude who pimps out skinny white dudes. Cock vendors are usually named Aram or Jeeves and they always carry a machete. They are descendants of the great "Harry White," a prostitution visionary. Man, let's grab some grub and then go visit the cock vendor. He'll fix us right up. What does "vendor" mean?The act of pushing someone down on their stomach, removing their pants, laying your penis along their butt crack and whispering into their ear: "I can rape you anytime I want." If Paul keeps up with that attitude, he may need a Hotdog Vendor to bring him down a peg. Vendor - what does it mean?An item found in a role-playing game that has no practical use other than being sold to a merchant; essentially a coupon for free gold. The gems and jewelry in the first Baldur's Gate are vendor trash. Vendor - meaning1) A man with extreme prowess with the opposite sex. 1) The ladies love Dick Vendor Vendor - definitionSlang term for an attorney, the court sanctioned salesperson who hawks freedom to the client with the fattest wallet. You had better buy yourself a freedom vendor who is worth a shit if you expect to walk. Vendor - slangA complete loser that shows up around lunchtime if there are vendors nearby. The vendors want a free lunch and will take almost anyone out so they can utilize their employer's expense account. Vendor whores also go to a lot of free sporting events, and are known to take motorboats and other toys as kickbacks. These tie-wearing idiots really annoy those of us who work with the inferior products they try to push on us, so they can get their free lunches and crap. "Here comes Don. Yep, it's lunchtime again. His Arabic saleman buddy is here to take him to lunch. What a vendor whore." VendorDrug Dealer - One whom is in the business of dealing drugs. "Hey are you a vendor?" VendorA vendor is frequently depicted as a force that may be conjured by management to hamper or destroy forward mobility within a company or an organization, and can never be controlled under any circumstances. Vendors provide proprietary services utilizing backward ideas, dysfunctional system components, and non-functional or non-existent technical support. Vendors gain and maintain strength by means of information repression and intense use of circular logic and evasion. βTrainingβ is typically something of a goldbrick. We were thinking about outsourcing the website to an outside vendor. It seems to be working well enough and we decided we'd like to try fucking it completely. Anyway Bob's friend runs ShitStream Content Management Sytems Inc. and we're old frat buds, so tell the company to suck it. We've already implemented a system to blame the IT guys. Send out a memo. VendorSomeone who works to a company without social security link. A way to avoid costs hiring people for a long time. A kind of "reducing costs" strategy. Hey Folk why my boss gave the activity to the Vendor and not for me? |
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