What is spagetti?

So tired your mind is slow prone to mental mistakes.

I'm so spagetti brain that I forgot to ask for a straw for my drink.

spagetti - meme gif

Some one of Italion decent

Damn spagetti heads think they run shit.

When you cook food and regret it instantly after

Bob: Man I had some Regretti Spagetti last night

My dick is stuck, it looks like a tasmanian devil went crazy on spagettie, spagettie dick

Watch out for your cornhole,theres mad spagetti benders in New York.

Having sex with a woman while she is oozing period blood.

My woman didn't want to have sex because she was on her period, but I didn't mind alittle spagetti jousting, so I stuck it in anyways.

A girl who is straight... until wet

Guy1: Is she going out with steve?
Guy2: No she dumped him for Amy.
Guy1: I thought she was straight.
Guy2: No, shes a spagetti girl

A thin long noodle. Usually thrown against the wall to test tenderness.

On top of spagetti, all covered in cheese.

Jill: I think that chick is smoking hot. Is she gay?
Joan: no she's not gay, definitely straight.
Jill: Oh no, maybe she's spagetti

Mario: Imma eat some spagetti
Urmom:dafaq