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What is spaffed?
To Goo, Goop, Slime or Otherwise Coat Something In A Liquid Of Medium Viscosity
"FFS Chuck, You Have Spaffed All Over Me"
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spaffed - video
Spaffed - what is it?
To Spaff - An onomatopoeic word describing the act of shaking up a bottle of champagne and shaking it over one's teammates.
"Michael Shumaker stands upon the Formula One podium, spaffing champagne over his teammates"
What does "spaffed" mean?
Spaffing: womens version of "cumming" and masterbation.
Hannah Spaffed over a picture of John.
"oh yes, i'm spaffing" Hannah says as she climaxed.
Spaffed - what does it mean?
1.) The past tense verb formation of “Spaff” aka “To Spaff Something”: which means “To do it well.”
2.) To create utter chaos while snacking.
Originated and used by British Youtube Star Jamie Spafford & fellow members of SORTEDFood.
JAMES: “Aww, I Spaffed it.”
JAMIE: “You’ve done it well.”
Spaffed - meaning
The sound it makes when a penis slaps against face.
S-slapping
P-penis
A-against
F-face
Will was totaly being gay so he got spaf'd
Spaffed - definition
To ejaculate violently; specifically, with wanton and reckless disregard for direction or focus.
Spaf in my face you alsatian-loving scrag wrench.
Spaffed - slang
A slang term for ejaculate or cum. To be put in odd places for revenge.
My boss doesn’t like me, I don’t like my boss. I don’t like coffee, my boss does.
Mate, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.
Spaffed
When someone is brutally mauled for no "apparant reason" but it is clear that the person deserved every bruise on their face
Johnny got spaffed last night, I'm going to spaff Johnny, You deserve a good spaffing
Spaffed
Boris Johnson defines spaffed as 'the spending of public money on non-recent child abuse investigations'.
“You know, £60m I saw was being spaffed up a wall on some investigation into historic child abuse and all this kind of thing. What on earth is that going to do to protect the public now?”
Spaffed
I spaffed when this fit bird gave me head