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What is spaff?
To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.
I have just been Spaffed
I am getting a Spaffing as we speak
spaff - meme gif
spaff - video
Spaff - what is it?
to slap your dick on a womans face (the other definitions are wrong)
I spaffed your mother last night. She received a good spaffing.
What does "spaff" mean?
To cockslap, as it were.
One with an enormously large penis could potentially spaff a city, sending skyscrapers tumbling (imagine if the planes that flew into the World Trade Center were a giant penis--that would be a a city-spaffing.)
Also:
He finished rocking the crib with a swift spaff of the baby.
Spaff - what does it mean?
stuff you can't bring yourself to throw away -possessions with no discernible value other than to the owner
used in rave/squatting culture since mid 90's
got to sort out the spaff mountain - there must be stuff the charity shop would want and we can recycle the rest
Spaff - meaning
Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.
hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
Spaff - definition
Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.
hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
Spaff - slang
spunk, jizz, cum, semen, sperm, eager little swimmers, tadpoles, wee men, jizzum, spunk.
the end result of shaking hands with the wookie.
Spaff
a slang word used in alternative of seamen
Oh man, I totally just spaffed my pants!
Spaff
A term for masturbation made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'
(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."
Spaff
bradley, spaff on my tits! said lisa