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What is Spaf?

A slang term for ejaculate or cum. To be put in odd places for revenge.

My boss doesn’t like me, I don’t like my boss. I don’t like coffee, my boss does.
Mate, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.

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Spaf - what is it?

when someone cums somewhere

I spaffed when this fit bird gave me head

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What does "Spaf" mean?

Acronym: Spunk Playfully Across Face

Example 1: Hey, no teething! Ok get ready i'm about to spaf!

Example 2: Go on! Spaf on me you rogue!

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Spaf - what does it mean?

To secretly have a deep burning lust for another in your loins. Uncontrollable and usually used only by people 30% coco

Will Descrudités seriously spaf'd all over Peter Seymour

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Spaf - meaning

SPAF is a meaningless word. It's flexible, versatile and utterley meaningless; it can apply in any situation. If in doubt, say 'SPAF', and the situation somehow becomes bleakly funnier. www.spaf.tk details the invention and rise of SPAF, as a meaningless diversion invented to pass the time by so-called 'gifted' teenagers.

Sadly, with the invention of lol, SPAF is now mostly obselete.

Person 1: *high-speed flow of technobabble, including several jargon words you will never have heard before*
Person 2: (when expected to comment) Uh... SPAF?

Person 2: (when bored and in public) *shouts at random strangers* SPAF!

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Spaf - definition

Spaf: name of one of the early Internet "net.god"'s . Like Cher and Madonna, Spaf is publically known by his singular name "Spaf". Spaf was one of the people responsible for how people began using the internet to share information in its earliest days, before browsers and other more convenient tools. He also provided the first analysis of the first large scale Internet Virus attack, known as the "Morris worm".

Member of the President's Information Technology Advisory Committee 2003-2005, has been an advisor to the National Science Foundation (NSF), and serves as an advisor to over a dozen other government agencies and major corporations.

He is the Executive Director of the Purdue University Center for Education and Research in Information Assurance and Security (CERIAS).

He is a full professor at Purdue University, with multiple PhD's.

On wikipedia.com under the title "Spaf"

One of the leading experts on cyber security in the world today, Spaf's full name is Dr. Gene Spafford.

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Spaf - slang

Spaf: name of one of the early Internet "net.god"'s . Like Cher and Madonna, Spaf is publically known by his singular name "Spaf". Spaf was one of the people responsible for how people began using the internet to share information in its earliest days, before browsers and other more convenient tools. He also provided the first analysis of the first large scale Internet Virus attack, known as the "Morris worm".

Member of the President's Information Technology Advisory Committee 2003-2005, has been an advisor to the National Science Foundation (NSF), and serves as an advisor to over a dozen other government agencies and major corporations.

He is the Executive Director of the Purdue University Center for Education and Research in Information Assurance and Security (CERIAS).

He is a full professor at Purdue University, with multiple PhD's.

On wikipedia.com under the title "Spaf"

One of the leading experts on cyber security in the world today, Spaf's full name is Dr. Gene Spafford.

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Spaf

A handy filler word used to describe anything that is beyond words. The meaning is based off of the emphasis and context used.

Ew this is disgusting! It’s so ...spaf :(“
“She’s literally so spaf!!!! I want to be her”

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Spaf

Another word for seamen

Can I 'spaf' on your norks?

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Spaf

The sound it makes when a penis slaps against face.
S-slapping
P-penis
A-against
F-face

Will was totaly being gay so he got spaf'd

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