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What is sock puppets?
Homer Simpson's greatest fear.
<Marge> Sock puppets!
AAAAH!
sock puppets - video
Sock puppets - what is it?
(verb)(political)
Used to describe a person who has no original thoughts, opinions, or ideas of his/her own. Instead they regurgitate the "party-line" or talking points of others; usually of their particular political party.
Sock puppets can be seen on FauxNews and on Talk Radio. The GOP will put out its talking points and you can pick out the sock puppets because they will repeat the talking points; usually words for word.
Sock puppets can be seen among the Democrats and Left as well typically among young liberals who have adopted liberal bias without actually thinking. These specimens exist but are far more uncommon than amoung the Republicans, conservatives, christians and other right-wingers. Whose sock puppets cover the entire spectrum, as right-wingers are more likely to accept things on faith alone. Because if their leaders say its true, then it has to be true.
1. Get a clue! You're Dubya's sock puppet.
2. Limbaugh is the GOP's sock puppet.
3. Look you sock puppet if I wanted to hear from you I'd turn on FauxNews.
4.
Sock Puppet: "it's Clintons fault."
Real Person: "Man you are a sock puppet."
What does "sock puppets" mean?
note: you have to be pretty strong to do this, or have a midget girlfriend.
hokay, what you do is get your girlfriend and/or slut and you start to fist her. once youre safely inside, you lift her up in the air with the hand inside her cooch, effectively making it look as though you have a puppet on that hand.
"dear god, i dont think ill ever have kids after the sock puppet john pulled on me last night!"
Sock puppets - what does it mean?
When you get a massive erection from your doctor giving you a prostate exam
In college, I used to sock puppet a few guys in my free time at the fraternity. It was a weird experience, but I think I have a new fetish. r/InTheAss."
Sock puppets - meaning
(v) The act of cramming one's arm so far up someones ass that you can control all their movements.
The only way that <insert subordinate here> should ever do anything or speak is if you're completely sock puppetting him.
Sock puppets - definition
1: A fake personality, usually a 'friend' or 'sister,' created by a drama queen/king for the sake of defending him/herself against others in an online forum.
2: Someone who might be an actual person but behaves like the above, defending someone who really deserves no defense.
After mskyootie44 left the board in a snit, she made a sock puppet claiming to be her sister that told us we should all be ashamed of how mean we were because mskyootie was cutting herself in the bathroom.
Sock puppets - slang
An account made on an internet message board, by a person who already has an account, for the purpose of posting more-or-less anonymously.
Sock puppets
A puppet made out of a sock usually used for entertaining yourself when your a fat loser and nobody will talk to.
Person: "I am a fat loser and nobody will talk to me and the only human contact I get is through anonymous chatrooms. I think I will make a puppet out of a sock for my entertainment.
Sock puppets
having small hanging titties down to the belly button that look like Lambchop the animated character on PBS.
Hey guys, did you see Sherry and Pat's tits do their sock puppet show during the meeting?
Sock puppets
"Everyone's afraid of something."
"Not everyone, Marge."
"Oh, yeah. Sock puppets."
"Aaaaah! Where?!"