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What is the board?
The point where one cannot hold her their bowel movement, typically diarhea. The body stiffens up like a wooden board, hence the name 'boarding'.
Quick movements while boarding may cause one to shit their pants. Famously discussed by former Dodger's pitcher George Brett regarding an incident of food poisoning in the Las Vegas strip.
Mike and Dave both started boarding shortly after over-eating at McDonalds.
the board - video
The board - what is it?
Used by some of my friends to describe a map or level in a video game. Usually used when talking about said map or expressing opinion about that map.
Dude 1: "I love playing on this board"
Dude 2: "That's because it's the only one you can win on."
What does "the board" mean?
In Texas Hold 'Em Poker, the community cards dealt face up on the table.
"With two aces on board, there was no way I could call his all-in with just my pocket deuces."
"When my third six hit the board, I knew I had him."
The board - what does it mean?
How idiotic person says Boardwalk.
"I'm going to the boards guys."
The board - meaning
Short for skateboard, snowboard, wakeboard, surfboard, and any other word the contains "board". Was shortened because it rolls off the tounge easier and sounds better in a sentence.
That guy was grinding and his board snapped and he sacked himself
The board - definition
A board is a female who is overwhelmingly attracted that you can't take your eyes off of them and that you have no chances of hooking up. It is a word mostly used in class when someone is looking at the "board" but they are actually looking at the female in front of the real board.
Wow, that "board" has a fine figure.
The board - slang
Slang used to describe a pair of skis used for the sport of snow skiing.
Somebody ripped-off my new boards!
The board
1) What happens to members of a startup company who are not present at the board meeting.
3) To be screwed over.
Everyone but top management is getting boarded in the next board meeting. Across the board pay cuts and stock dilution for, because employees are objects you screw profits out of.
The board
A slang term for rebounds used most commonly in basketball.
"Get the boards! Box out!"
The board
How retarded people spell the word bored.
Keith: "Board tonite call with plans."
Me: "You're retarded."