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What is snookie?
Slang for a particular type of girl. Typically "snookies" are characterized by outrageous behaviors such as: constant drunken states, promising others sexual favors on your behalf over the loud speaker at a bar, degrading you in front of your peers, taking your virginity then never speaking to you again, pretending your not standing next to her as she makes fun of you, cares more about snakes than people, may or may not have a soul, loves heavy metal, hates puppies, is dead inside, etc.
Warning! While it is best to avoid any contact with a snookie, if you find yourself in the presence one, do NOT refer to her as "snookie", for "snookie" is a derogatory word and physical and/or psychological harm may result.
"That Melissa girl thinks the Holocaust is funny." -Jerrod
"What do you expect from a snookie?" - Jackie
"Snookies...pfff." - Jerrod
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Snookie - what is it?
one who is short and on the stouter side, and wears hair with a big pouf in front of 'do.
hey snookie, wats up?
dont call me that!
What does "snookie" mean?
A crazy drunk bitch that is also known as a guidette that is deseperate and will do anything to get a penis on her vigina.
Girl: I am fucking drunk and horny right now. I want to have sex with you.
Guy: hell no!
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because you are such a snookie
Snookie - what does it mean?
pet name for a lover or bf/gf.
He is my snookie! or I love you, Snookie, Muah!
Snookie - meaning
a bitch getting her shit rocked
bitch u better leave me alone fo' i snookie yo junk
Snookie - definition
-a short, fat (more ugly-than-not) girl with an attitude, who believes that she is very hot-looking
My niece Tiffany is such a snookie. She thinks she looks like Angelina Jolie but she's actually a dead-ringer for a fat Rosie Perez.
Snookie - slang
A rat-like creature that only hungers for having sex and drinking beer. Speaks in broken english and repeatedly uses the word smush for sex. Last seen on the Jersey Shore
snookie: snookie want smush smush!
guy 1: what is that?!
snookie: snookie want smush smush!
guy 1: it's raping me, it's raping me!
Snookie
a genital wart; a venereal wart
He tried convincing himself that the lumps on his penis were the result of chronic masturbation, but it was no use--he knew deep inside that they were in fact snookies, contracted from the vile prostitute he'd had sex with two months before.
Snookie
to exact revenge upon a man by giving him one’s own sexually-transmitted disease
“The only thing I can think of to explain why she wants to have sex with you is to snookie you,” his best friend speculated, “for she’s still mad-as-hell that you dumped her two years ago, and it’s common knowledge that she’s now teeming with STDs.”
Snookie
4'9" umpalumpa on Jersey Shore best known for being punched in the face.
Snookie is so short she often requires a boost to get her heels on.